The Age of Sailing Ships and Sealing Wax Is Past Replaced By Demons and Sodomite Pride Parades

August 24, 2023 at 10:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

The old days when a love story was between a man and a woman

The thoroughly obnoxious and nauseating Sodomite Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🤢🤮 would be held in Calgary on the Sunday during the Labour Day weekend.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a dream (or was it a vision?) about that revolting 🤢 🤮 weekend.

The community service calendar events ad announcer was speaking at the start of a TV commercial after he had been injected in the buttocks with a truth serum needle 💉, “The perverted degenerates and brainless idiots within the Calgary Chamber of Commerce are proud to support this year’s Sodomite Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️…”

The camera then showed two fruity looking guys in an arm in arm embrace who had also been injected in the buttocks with a truth serum needle 💉 (although they had both enjoyed it).

The two fruity guys spoke in unison with lispy voices, “We thodomites are quite proud of ourthelves…”

Michelangelo then saw a vision of what might happen in Calgary’s Sodomite Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️.

Fire 🔥 and brimstone started falling from the sky on top of the parading pink and purple haired and rainbow 🌈 coloured flag waving freaks and their lunatic supporters in the crowd.

The hair of Calgary’s airheaded Neo-Bolshevik Communist and drag queen supporting Mayor Jyoti Gondek caught on fire 🔥.

The hair of Calgary’s moronic and imbecilic City Councillor Gian Carlo-Carra (who was too stupid to realize that the Nazis had introduced Health Status Passports in Germany in 1937 and that AHS was just repeating a Nazi action during the 2020-2021 plandemic) likewise caught on fire 🔥.

Global News Calgary’s Orwellian Ministry of Truth anchorman Joel Senick who was the most pre-eminently bald headed member of Calgary’s brainless mainstream media had no hair to catch on fire.

Meanwhile in London England Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was holding a prayer service at Saint Genevieve’s Church in West London.

The Scripture reading was from Deuteronomy Chapter 32:31-33, “For their rock is not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves being judges. For their vine is of the vine of Sodom, and of the fields of Gomorrah: their grapes 🍇 are grapes 🍇 of gall ☠️, their clusters are bitter. Their wine 🍷 is the poison ☠️ of dragons 🐉, and the cruel venom of asps 🐍.”

During his sermon, Father Bury Saint Edmunds noted how some demons during exorcisms where they were forced to tell the truth in the Name of Christ had admitted the following on more than one occasion, “Baal was the demon who was the mastermind behind the 1960s Sexual Revolution and was the demon behind the promotion of sexual promiscuity, Asmodeus was the demon who promoted male homosexuality, Leviathan was the demon who promoted masculine lesbianism, Lilith was the demon who promoted sultry seductive femme fatale lesbianism and Baphomet was the demon who promoted bisexuality and transgenderism.”

The 21st Century was an age of demons and sodomite Pride parades.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday August 24th
2023.

12 Comments

  1. christinenovalarue said,

    🤍🖤

  2. ebonyandcrows said,

    I laughed so hard I snorted 😂

  3. Suma Reddy said,

    The 21st Century was an age of demons and sodomite Pride parades. This says what it’s all about it’s not just few things to specify as we know. But you covered the major demons with hilariously filled facts 😇. Love to read more such novels dear Chris ❤ you are just awesome with river flow of thoughts and knowledge 👌

  4. Seyi Sandra said,

    Thanks for sharing this thoughtful story. We’re in the end times and you captured the sexual depravity well. Take care of yourself old friend.☺️

  5. Seoul Sister said,

    Days of Sodom and Gomorrah have definitely returned, the sexual revolution paved the way back to depravity. They’ve basically legalized pedophilia in CA, freedom shouldn’t equal abuse. I like how you listed the various demons.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      They’ve basically legalized pedophilia in California? 😮

      No wonder tropical storms and earthquakes have hit them together.

      Yes, a lot of people don’t know the names of these demons of sexual depravity.

      So I’ve “outed” them for Sodomite Pride Week since Sodomite Pride is all about coming out of the closet.

      • Seoul Sister said,

        Scott Wiener (!) and the rest want “age ain’t nothing but a number” like R. Kelly! He promoted legislation (to legalize pedophilia “within a 10 year age gap”) so a 20 yr could legally rape a 10 year old without punishment.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        What a bunch of sick deranged perverts. 😡

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