Pan Goatee Beheads Uglo In Grocery Store Line

November 3, 2023 at 9:51 pm (Aesthetics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (A Course In Miracles, Eckhart Tolle, Oprah Winfrey, Pan Goatee)

Pan Goatee with a woman who definitely won’t lose her head over being photographed with him.

The world famous genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone into a grocery store to buy eggs.

As he walked through the store looking at the grocery checkouts, he noticed one exceptionally beautiful woman working as a cashier.

He knew which lineup he’d be heading for as soon as he picked up his carton of eggs.

When he reached to get his carton of eggs, the satyr sang his own paraphrased version of an old Pink Floyd song,

“We don’t need to be a vegan,
We aren’t under mind control…”

When he got to the lineup with the beautiful female cashier, there standing at the end of the beautiful cashier’s lineup was a quite repulsively ugly looking female.

At the next line over where the cashier was a guy, it wasn’t crowded at all.

The ugly looking female uglo could have easily stood in line there instead of standing in the line at the beautiful female cashier’s till where Pan would now be forced to wait behind a repulsively ugly looking female uglo.

But Pan Goatee had noticed that ugly looking women have absolutely no consideration for others.

For if they did, they’d wear paper bags over their heads when they go out in public.

Pan Goatee beheaded the inconsiderate repulsively ugly looking woman with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.

Consternation was caused in the lineup when Krampus arrived to pick up and carry the inconsiderate repulsively ugly looking female uglo’s 999 trillion x infinity and beyond remains down to Tartarus.

Pan decided to use the self checkout and pay by debit card instead.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was watching an old episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

He had recently read that a Calgary based geopolitical analyst had written that “Oprah Winfrey was a female John the Baptist who had prepared the way for the advent of the Antichrist. Instead of being a “voice crying in the wilderness” she was a voice sobbing on the airwaves.”

Through 25 years, Oprah Winfrey had promoted occultism and the New Age on her TV studio talk show.

Among the guests she promoted was an Eckhart Tolle.

Tolle had briefly operated as a con man in the Edmonton Alberta Canada area where the Calgary based geopolitical analyst’s father ran into him.

Recognizing him for the con man he was, the geopolitical analyst’s father wasn’t taken in by him unlike some of his friends.

The con man then moved to Vancouver British Columbia where he changed his name to Eckhart Tolle and claimed to be a mystic and an environmentalist.

In 1997, he wrote a book called The Power of Now: A Guide To Spiritual Enlightenment.

In the year 2000, Oprah recommended The Power of Now in her magazine O.

Subsequently it made The New York Times Bestseller List.

In 2005, Tolle published A New Earth.

In January of that year, Oprah selected it for her book club.

It was during that year Eckhart Tolle appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

The (currently) Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his father were watching that particular episode at the geopolitical analyst’s sister’s place.

“What the Hell,” his father said when he recognized Tolle, “is that con man doing on The Oprah Show? He’s changed his name and everything. And claiming to be a mystic, an environmentalist and an expert on climate change? The man knows absolutely nothing except how to con people.”

Of course Tolle had an immense following among millions of people, Oprah devotees and the brainless mainstream media.

It would almost inspire one to think that millions of people would be conned into accepting an experimental and possibly dangerous mRNA vaccine 💉 in say the years 2021 to 2022.

Another one of the books most strongly recommended by Oprah Winfrey was A Course In Miracles.

The book originated this way:

On October 21st 1965 an entity claiming to be Jesus appeared to an atheistic Jewish psychologist named Helen Schucman and started dictating notes to her.

The dictation continued until 1972.

The notes were gathered together in a book in 1975 and a hardcover edition of the notes as a course called A Course In Miracles was published in 1976 by the Foundation For Inner Peace.

Throughout the 1980s annual sales of the book steadily increased each year.

The largest growth in sales came in 1992 after Marianne Williamson discussed the book on The Oprah Winfrey Show after which more than 2 million volumes were sold.

Williamson had appeared on the show promoting her own book A Return To Love: Reflecting On The Principles of A Course In Miracles (published 1992) which became an instant New York Times bestseller.

The original author of A Course In Miracles Helen Schucman began to distance herself from the book and the course after 1976.

She would die from pancreatic cancer at age 71 in 1981.

During the time period from distancing herself from the book until her death, Helen Schucman became friends with a Jesuit priest Father Vincent Miceli.

Father Vincent Miceli was an unusual Jesuit.

He actually believed in God and Jesus Christ and thought the miracles in the Bible actually happened and were not parables, allegories or metaphors like most Jesuit priests tend to believe.

He also was opposed to sodomy and Marxism – two vices that the Jesuit order (including the current Pope) strongly believe in.

Miceli was best known for writing two books- The Antichrist (1981) and The Gods of Atheism (1971).

For his pro-Christ and pro-Scriptural beliefs and his anti-sodomite and his anti-Marxist beliefs, Miceli was forced to leave the Jesuit order in 1982.

A fellow Jesuit priest and writer Malachi Martin had left the Jesuit order back in 1964 likewise distressed over the pro-sodomite and pro-Marxist direction that the Jesuits were taking.

In 1976, Martin wrote a bestselling book on exorcism called Hostage To The Devil.

Helen Schucman told Father Miceli that an entity claiming to be Jesus had appeared to her in 1965 and continued to appear until 1972.

Although in conversations with her Columbia University psychologist colleague William Thetford, she had told him that she had received the dictations only from an inner voice claiming to be Jesus.

However she told Father Miceli that she had actually seen a being of light standing there who dictated the Course In Miracles to her.

It was for this reason she was starting to wonder whether the strange entity wasn’t actually a demon rather than Jesus.

Father Miceli, using his knowledge of Scripture and theology, likewise thought that the entity appearing and speaking to Schucman was a demon and not the real Jesus.

A Course In Miracles went on to achieve great success thanks to Oprah Winfrey’s promotion of it.

Renfield put in the video of the old Oprah Show episode into an old VCR attached to a television set in his study.

This particular episode was about relationships.

Oprah asked a male guest on the episode, “What are you looking for in a woman?”.

“I’m looking for a woman who’s honest,” the male guest answered.

“Are you sure that’s what you’re really looking for in a woman?” Oprah wanted to know, “I mean there are a lot of honest ugly women out there.”

“Not as many as there used to be since the genetic creation of Pan Goatee,” Renfield commented.

-Written Friday November 3rd 2023.