Nikola Tesla, Tantric Sex and The Eiffel Tower

November 28, 2017 at 8:45 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Radio, Romance, Science, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Nikola Tesla, Tantric Sex and The Eiffel Tower

The stranger stood at the window of the Paris apartment he had rented for his birthday.

He lit a cigarette and gazed at the Eiffel Tower in the distance.

He then turned and looked at the beautiful woman who sat on his bed.

She looked exactly like the woman in one of his favourite contemporary music videos.

She was even wearing the same red halter top and sexy red skirt that the woman was wearing in the video.

He had run into her in a Paris martini 🍸 bar earlier this evening and was glad that “of all the martini bars in Paris he could have walked into, he walked into that one” to paraphrase a comment made by Humphrey Bogart in the movie Casablanca.

“Are you coming to bed?” She purred at him.

“I am,” the stranger put a Tesla coil and radio receiver on the window sill, “and with you with me, I’ll probably be coming in bed as well.”

He adjusted the wireless frequency on his Apple Watch ⌚️ and then walked over to the bed and started passionately kissing the woman in the red skirt.

She fell backwards on to the bed and raised her skirt.

The stranger noticed that she wasn’t wearing any panties.

He smiled.

He was glad to be with a woman who followed that Girl Guide motto Be Prepared.

As he mounted her, a wireless transmission hit the receiver at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

The wireless transmission had actually been sent 114 years earlier back on July 14th 1903 by Nicola Tesla at his Wardenclyffe Tower in Shoreham, Long Island, New York.

The Eiffel Tower then relayed the transmission to the Tesla coil and radio receiver on the window sill of the birthday celebrating stranger’s rented apartment.

The Tesla coil and radio receiver then sent the transmission to the stranger’s Apple Watch as a receiver.

The transmission then sent a major electrical discharge through the man’s body and the body of the woman in the red skirt causing both to have a major earth shaking climax and orgasm simultaneously.

“Holy Christ,” the woman shouted.

“Well, I’ve always thought of myself as the world’s greatest sinner but thanks for the compliment,” the man fell backwards on to his pillow and lit a cigarette.

As a result of this birthday night orgy of Teslian physics and tantric sex, the world was about to change forever.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 28th


  1. George F. said,

    Just…incredibly…true…I’ve done that…

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    Must check out some girl guides lol !

  3. Hyperion said,

    LOL! Yes, we mistakenly discovered that effect at DARPA back in β€˜93. We all got a bad case of scrotal itching and the female scientist in the group, Ms. Byu Kakkee, had us all fired for contaminating her labcoat with long string protiens before she’d properly donned her personal protective goggles. Every petre dish in the place blew up. It was a mess.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I heard President Clinton later shared details of that DARPA report with a White House intern.

      Fortunately there were no petre dishes in the Oval Office at the time.

      Although I did hear that Hillary later aimed some valuable White House china plates at Bill’s head when he admitted that he gave a DARPA report analysis that was “inappropriate”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Bill had to be a hell of a man/philanderer to withstand the wrath of Hilderbeast. He was always dabbling with the Tesla Coil effect because he had a fascination with spoogeform wave propagation.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, little did the American people know that Bill had such a scientifically inclined mind.

      • Hyperion said,

        Honestly speaking, after Bush jr, Oh Bummer, and now the Clown Prince, I’d welcome ole Bill back to the White House and issue him a Dragon Sister to watch over him.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You know the world is in a bad way when one wishes Bill Clinton were back in the White House…

      • Hyperion said,

        One more assclown is all it will take to put an end to our American dream of hedonistic sex, free drugs, and state sponsored rock-n-roll music. Our free right to grope any bottom we choose is evaporating before our pervo eyes. Our carefully selected congress of idiots and nin-com-poops will dither away our national treasure. We need adult leadership in the worst way but where amongst the assclowns will we find such a worthy man or woman to lead us back to the promised land our tax dollars were meant for? πŸ€‘πŸ’©πŸ‘½πŸ’€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think it was Will Durant who once said that “Most civilizations end not in tragedy but in farce.”

        And America is well on its way.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think Will was very observant. We may be living a fartsical farce as every fact we act on is a carelessly constructed lie blown out of the backside of a politician and executed by a bureaucrat.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it will not end with a bang but a whimper.

      • Hyperion said,

        I imagine a sputtering sound similar to a deflating balloon and then a strong smell of burning sulphur.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As loads of dialectical materialist hedonists discover “the Hell there is” to use a phrase of the late Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.

  4. Madame Vintage said,

    Pardon me while I excuse myself from the music but by no means to your fiery writing. I sure can picture a fire burning log beside that room tantalising ‘his girl’ in all the right places. P.s I mentioned you in a post of mine -just a little thank you.

    Sincerely Sonea

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Sonea. πŸ™‚

      I’ll go check out that post right now.

      Yes, actually now that you mention it, I can picture a fireplace with a log fire burning in that room as well. πŸ™‚

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