Lambda and The Llama On Lammas Night

July 10, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol had received a video via courier.

The video showed a ritual that was apparently performed on Lammas Night (the evening of August 1st) in the year 2020.

The anonymous sender of the video in a typewritten note said that the ritual was the source of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus that was currently being yacked about by Neo-Bolshevik Communist health “experts” all over the globe.

Whitstable watched the video.

The video showed the half-male half-female half-human half-goat transgendered transpecies demon Baphomet sodomizing a llama in the rearend along the banks of the Amazon River in Peru’s Andes mountains while the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama sat and watched.

After sodomizing the llama, Baphomet then sneezed all over it.

When it was totally covered in Baphomet boogies, Pachamama buried the llama alive.

And then set fire to the surrounding ground.

A doctor from WHO (the World Health Organization) wearing a button that said I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM XI JINPING then sprayed the smoke in the direction of a nearby indigenous village where it was inhaled by the inhabitants.

A few weeks later the first recorded instances of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus showed up in Peru.

At around the same time Pope Francis and Sir Elton John were singing together via Zoom conference call that old Katja Ebstein song The Poor Boy Dancer From Peru.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 10th


  1. Kritika said,

    Lambda too šŸ˜¦ terrible. There was in news that the virus was born naturally.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the Lambda variant is now showing up.

      According to news stories, the first cases started showing up in Peru in late August of last year.

      So I used my imagination in coming up with this story.

      • Kritika said,

        šŸ˜¦ There is no easing on this mutating virus.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, Kritika, sadly there is no easing on this mutating virus. ā˜¹

  2. Joe Roberts said,

    Well, your imagination took me somewhere I thought I’d never go. That was wild.

  3. voodooville said,

    I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is fearful, the jab. One for each Greek alphabet.

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