Pope Francis Does The Pachamama

October 4, 2021 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Today October 4th 2021 (the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi) to mark and celebrate the 2nd year anniversary of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama being venerated and worshipped in the Vatican Gardens and at the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis had invited several world religious leaders including Bartholomew the Gaia earth mother goddess worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople and Justin Welby the perpetually doctrinally challenged global Anglican Primate and Archbishop of Canterbury to participate in the ceremony.

One person who was not invited to attend was Tibet’s Dalai Lama as this would have offended the Jorge Mario Bergoglio Vatican’s financial overlords the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit managed (with their unmasked and unvaccinated operatives) to get video footage of the ceremony inside the Vatican.

Bergoglio is snapping his fingers in what he thinks is cool fashion but really isn’t.

Bergoglio (singing to the tune of the Kylie Minogue song The Loco-Motion):

“Everybody’s worshipping a brand new goddess
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

My little transgendered Father can do it with ease
It’s LGBTQ and not your ABCs
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.

(Francis pushes Patriarch Bartholomew and Archbishop Justin Welby face forward to the ground with their bottoms sticking up in the air)

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby, jump up, jump back
Well, I think you got the knack, oww

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
BDSM in the Underworld how
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

Do it nice and easy using birth control
A little bit of rhythm no prophylactic hole
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.”

Renfield after watching the video remarked, “Well, there goes my lunch.”

And indeed his lunch of fish and chips came up like a volcano on La Palma island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 4th
2021.

Sexy Halloween Witch: 27 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock…

2 Comments

  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    Laughing through my barf now

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