NASA and The Pope To Say ETs Are Here?
In a rather bizarre move, NASA has recruited a British priest to prepare the religious for the discovery of alien life.
Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison a priest and theology professor at the University of Cambridge is the man for the job apparently.
The appointment comes as NASA’s $10 billion James Webb Space Telescope was launched yesterday on Christmas Day.
Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison is a theologian at Cambridge University who has a Doctorate in Biochemistry from Oxford.
He is the Starbridge Lecturer in Natural Sciences and Theology at Cambridge and Canon Philosopher at St. Albans Cathedral.
Davison spent an academic year at Princeton University in 2016 in a program sponsored by NASA called The Societal Implications of Astrobiology.
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Pope Francis was talking to the head of the Vatican Secret Intelligence Agency Cardinal JM (his code name stood for Judas Manasseh).
“Does this mean NASA has discovered alien life?” Francis asked.
“Well,” Cardinal JM looked up from his smart phone, “Apparently Jabba the Hutt was originally human and he got his name Jabba after he received more jabs of Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson than any other human in recorded history according to the Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock Prophecies that came shooting through the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel 3 nights ago.”
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Woman looking through window: Not for Santa Claus or ET aliens but for her loved ones to arrive.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 26th
2021.
Hetty Eliot said,
December 26, 2021 at 8:51 pm
“Apparently Jabba the Hutt was originally human and he got his name Jabba after he received more jabs of Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson than any other human in recorded history.” OMG I am dead 🤣
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 26, 2021 at 9:30 pm
Glad you enjoyed it, Hetty. 🤣
Superduque said,
December 26, 2021 at 8:57 pm
BLUE BEAM PROJECT
Poor people, but poorer the one who pay attention them…
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 26, 2021 at 9:34 pm
I thought Blue Beam Project was another name for Project Blue Book so I googled it.
A theory developed by a Quebecois journalist eh?
Never heard of it before.
George F. said,
December 26, 2021 at 9:56 pm
You certainly do keep up with current events…
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 26, 2021 at 10:02 pm
Thanks, George.
北方榆 (Northern Elm) said,
December 27, 2021 at 10:00 am
whimsical and musical…a good read!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 27, 2021 at 1:37 pm
Thank you, Elm. 🙂
Krista Marson said,
December 27, 2021 at 10:50 am
hahaha! I laughed out loud at the Jabba name history.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 27, 2021 at 2:26 pm
Thank you, Krista. 😂
Yes, I was thinking about ETs after NASA made their announcement and I then started thinking about Star Wars and then Jabba the Hut and then the thought hit me that Jabba = Jabs which explains why he looked the way he did. 😅😂🤣
George F. said,
December 27, 2021 at 3:05 pm
Ok, so NASA recruited clergy from around the world to discuss how introducing the discovery of alien life would impact earth. More than a single British Priest. Are we being primed for the news?
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 27, 2021 at 3:39 pm
Yes, there were 23 other clergy from around the world they brought in from various religions.
Maybe they’re priming us for the big news.
For which Monty Python would say,
“And now for something completely different, an ET alien who drinks whisky from a phallus shaped flask…”
George F. said,
December 27, 2021 at 8:03 pm
OMG I’d better get back on it before my writing becomes prologue!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 27, 2021 at 8:52 pm
Yes indeed.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 27, 2021 at 8:52 pm
Yes indeed. 😀
voodooville said,
December 28, 2021 at 9:04 am
The aliens are already here. Our brainwashed leaders, doctors and scientists pushing the jab, act like alien life forms.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
December 28, 2021 at 1:57 pm
They do.