NASA and The Pope To Say ETs Are Here?

December 26, 2021 at 7:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

In a rather bizarre move, NASA has recruited a British priest to prepare the religious for the discovery of alien life.

Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison a priest and theology professor at the University of Cambridge is the man for the job apparently.

The appointment comes as NASA’s $10 billion James Webb Space Telescope was launched yesterday on Christmas Day.

Rev. Dr. Andrew Davison is a theologian at Cambridge University who has a Doctorate in Biochemistry from Oxford.

He is the Starbridge Lecturer in Natural Sciences and Theology at Cambridge and Canon Philosopher at St. Albans Cathedral.

Davison spent an academic year at Princeton University in 2016 in a program sponsored by NASA called The Societal Implications of Astrobiology.

. . .

Pope Francis was talking to the head of the Vatican Secret Intelligence Agency Cardinal JM (his code name stood for Judas Manasseh).

“Does this mean NASA has discovered alien life?” Francis asked.

“Well,” Cardinal JM looked up from his smart phone, “Apparently Jabba the Hutt was originally human and he got his name Jabba after he received more jabs of Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson than any other human in recorded history according to the Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock Prophecies that came shooting through the CERN Large Hadron Collidor tunnel 3 nights ago.”

. . .

Woman looking through window: Not for Santa Claus or ET aliens but for her loved ones to arrive.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 26th


  1. Hetty Eliot said,

    β€œApparently Jabba the Hutt was originally human and he got his name Jabba after he received more jabs of Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson than any other human in recorded history.” OMG I am dead 🀣

  2. Superduque said,

    Poor people, but poorer the one who pay attention them…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I thought Blue Beam Project was another name for Project Blue Book so I googled it.

      A theory developed by a Quebecois journalist eh?

      Never heard of it before.

  3. George F. said,

    You certainly do keep up with current events…

  4. εŒ—ζ–Ήζ¦† (Northern Elm) said,

    whimsical and musical…a good read!

  5. Krista Marson said,

    hahaha! I laughed out loud at the Jabba name history.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Krista. πŸ˜‚

      Yes, I was thinking about ETs after NASA made their announcement and I then started thinking about Star Wars and then Jabba the Hut and then the thought hit me that Jabba = Jabs which explains why he looked the way he did. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  6. George F. said,

    Ok, so NASA recruited clergy from around the world to discuss how introducing the discovery of alien life would impact earth. More than a single British Priest. Are we being primed for the news?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, there were 23 other clergy from around the world they brought in from various religions.

      Maybe they’re priming us for the big news.

      For which Monty Python would say,

      “And now for something completely different, an ET alien who drinks whisky from a phallus shaped flask…”

    • voodooville said,

      The aliens are already here. Our brainwashed leaders, doctors and scientists pushing the jab, act like alien life forms.

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