Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

14 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    Disgusting. They have the power to shut the businesses? I just read ‘Mass Formation Hypnosis’ on MSN by Robert Malone. This can be that everything happening around is for profit of One.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Kritika, and I notice the lying and character asssassination so-called “fact checkers” at Reuters, AP and the Atlantic Monthly (all branches of the
      Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth and Neo-Goebbelesque Ministry of Propaganda) are trying their best to slander Dr. Robert Malone’s character and reputation because he exposed how “mass formation hypnosis” led to the plandemic.

      So they’re acting like Soviet Stalinists and German Nazis in trying to discredit hm.

      • Kritika said,

        And all this for money. A shame to humanity.
        We already are living a fake life while brightening the social media side filled with anxiety and stress.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Apostle Paul was right when he wrote in one of his epistles, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”

      • Kritika said,

        True that seems.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, very true.

  2. 北方榆 (Northern Elm) said,

    Hercule’s tomb or…. tooth? or …. both?

  3. Jodine said,

    Absolutely. The Farce

  4. Hyperion said,

    Having checked the most recent data stores on the Omicron variant of the Omega Virus cast down onto the earth by the second Angel of the three woes, I found that 78% of the breakthrough cases were in elderly men aged 65 and older which is the same demographic that resulted in 75% of the previous unvaccinated cases with one exception. The Omicron virus is connecting with the vaccine to cause severe cases of priapism in elderly men. This is often mistaken for a sign of the second coming of the Red Dragon’s Deputy, a beast with ten horns, seven heads, and ten crowns uttering blasphemies quoted from Facebook and Twitter. Most of the victims are seeking traditional relief among the female TikTok stars demonstrating their small waist, pretty face, and big bank. It’s pure chaos out there with all that elderly wood and screaming girls with jiggly booties. Where is the Kraken when you need him?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      😂😅🤣

      At last report, the Kraken was seen drinking Martian Green Minnow Beer with Jefferey the otter. 🐙🍻

      • Hyperion said,

        Jefferey will make some sort of mischief with this new stiffening malady, no doubt. I think the Kraken will need to be careful of his many testicles until the threat has passed. Those down river pole dancing otter girlfriends of Jefferey are always up for some otterly debauched entertainment.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Apparently a near sighted Anthony Fauci having lost his glasses stumbled across some down river pole dancing otter girls in his youth.

        Some wonder whether it was then that he lost his mind (as well as his virginity).

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