Aphrodite and Amarok

January 22, 2022 at 11:08 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Aphrodite with the wolf Amarok

French President Emmanuel Macron and Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer had both issued decrees that even the gods and goddesses of the world’s various pantheons must be vaccinated against Covid.

Dr. Anthony Fauci had his arm broken in 10 places when he tried to inject the Hindu goddess Kali in her 10 arms.

Karl Nehammer of Austria had fallen to his death after getting hit by Mjolnir the hammer of Thor when he tried to jab the Norse thunder god’s arm.

French President Emmanuel Macron personally chased the Greek goddess Aphrodite to the Arctic Circle to jab her arm.

He found himself being eaten by the wolf Amarok for his troubles.

Amarok wolfed down the Neo-Vichy tyrant’s body with French champagne.

As it was the only way to make the despot’s body digestible.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster awoke from his dream and wondered, would these two European Union dingbats really try to enforce compulsory vaccinations on the gods and goddesses of the nations?

. . .

Even though Jorge Mario Bergoglio didn’t really believe the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Christ was present in the Eucharistic host Communion wafer, he decided to inject one (stolen from a Society of St. Pius X tabernacle) with Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenica and Johnson and Johnson all at once.

After injecting it (Him if it was indeed Christ), he listened with great agony to a classical music 33-rpm record that he was recently forced to buy at a Rome music shop called Stereosound in Via della Minerva near the world-famous Pantheon when he undertook a phoney photo-op to give the world the impression that he was a connoiseur of classical music like his predecessor Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI.

On Tuesday January 11 2022 Francis supposedly made a “surprise visit” to Stereosound at around 7 PM in a white Fiat 500 L to bless the recently renovated premises.

By a “sheer twist of fate” a reporter Javier Martinez-Brocal (reporter for Rome Reports an Opus Dei media outfit that is Francis’ chief media cheerleader and the author of Pope Francis’ Spanish hagiographical biography El Papa de la Misericordia (The Pope of Mercy) and the author of the documentary Francis: The People’s Pope) just happened to be “on hand” to snap the Pope’s picture.

On the record he was forced to listen to, a piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni was being played.

In the piece a statue of the Commendatore (a military general that Don Giovanni (the Spanish Don Juan) had slain after Don Giovanni had seduced his daughter) was calling on Don Giovanni to repent for his errant ways.

Don Giovanni refuses and he is soon surrounded by a chorus of demons who carries him down to Hell.

As Francis yawned listening to the piece, the statue of the Commendatore appeared to the AntiPope and commanded him to repent.

Francis said “There is no Hell” and found himself surrounded by a chorus of demons who begged to differ.

He was carried down there.

Francis woke up screaming.

It had been a dream.

Suddenly he heard a record drop and the piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni began to play.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christophe
Saturday January 22nd
2022.

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10 Comments

  1. Sherry V.H said,

    That had happened to me often enough that I heard the music in my dream and woke up by the same music that came out from the radio …

  2. Giannis Pit said,

    Very beautiful photo and a series of surreal thoughts for today.

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  4. Hetty Eliot said,

    Ugh the photo op. So embarrassing. The TLM thing weighs heavily look on me. I heard he’s coming for the TLM communities next. I just discovered an ICKSP church only fifteen minutes from where I live. I am a convert of five years so I have a lot of catching up to do. And right now, when I attend a NO mass, I feel the way I did before I converted, that there’s something more out there. And very sad when I attend TLM because it feels so uncertain and precarious. I am scared to lose it when I’ve only just found it.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I hope you don’t lose what you have just found.

      Francis is bringing the Church into crisis.

      Satan has infiltrated to the very top of the Catholic Church as was prophecied in the Third Secret of Fatima.

      • Hetty Eliot said,

        I have no doubt about this.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And that’s why we can only expect sodomite drivel from he who sits on the Throne of Peter having usurped it.

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