The Men Who Stare At Playboy Bunnies

October 9, 2015 at 7:16 pm (Culture, Entertainment, Movies, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Men Who Stare At Playboy Bunnies

Renfield R. Renfield had just finished writing a screenplay for a movie.

Renfield intended his script to be a sequel to a 2009 movie called The Men Who Stare At Goats.

That movie was about U.S. Army experiments to investigate the paranormal and see if they could create a psychic super soldier able to kill telepathically.

One of the experiments involved men staring at goats.

Renfield’s idea was for a program whereby soldiers’ psychic abilities would be developed by having the men look at Playboy bunnies instead of goats.

The program would turn out to be unsuccessful however.

Instead of developing psychic abilities, the men would catch pneumonia from always having to take cold showers afterwards or they would retreat to washroom cubicles with multitudes of paper towels.

The U.S. Army budget was being eaten up by the amount of overtime Army janitors were racking up in order to clean up the said cubicles- toilet seats and floors alike.

Renfield emailed the script to a big shot Hollywood producer.

He wondered what sort of response he would get.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 9th
2015.

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26 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    LMAO!!! I think I was a witness to this program in the Army. When I was in the desert I noticed my troops were spending more and more time in the latrines we constructed. I thought it was because we put an airconditioner in the latrine. Turns out it was because we had paper towels in the latrine.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, you were a witness to history. πŸ™‚

      And it took Renfield’s bold exposΓ© in his screenplay to let you now know what was truly happening at the time. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Now I can say I lived during interesting and historical times. πŸ˜†

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that ancient Chinese saying has metamorphisized literally in your lifetime. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! I have twisted a many good saying to fit the willy-nilly to and fro of my world.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Willy-Nilly is a good pet magic dragon to have. πŸ™‚

        And to think you communicate with one another via emptying the contents of a bottle of Bourbon.

        When one thinks about it, that might be an even more enjoyable method of communication than telepathic communication. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! The bourbon takes the edge off of trying to discern the differences in dialect. Drunk is a universal language and doesn’t require much interpretation between dragon and ‘Merican slang

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They should start handing out the booze by the dozens at UN Security Council meetings.

        The world’s great powers might find they have more in common than they realize.

      • Hyperion said,

        Perhaps we could use vodka and make Putin the master of ceremony. That could balance the entire universe.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Putin always did want to be the master of the Universe anyways. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Well he has certainly stymied every senior leader in the government and department of defense. People are running frantically in circles tearing their hair. No one has a clue what to do, the man just doesn’t listen to our demands for inaction and strategic blunder.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, after seven years of the Coordinator-In-Chief in the White House, U.S government officials expect other world leaders to act the same.

      • Hyperion said,

        We can be so myopically blindfolded at times. πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

      • Hyperion said,

        πŸ˜‰

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        πŸ˜€

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! πŸ˜›
    If a movie was made from THAT script…I’d go see it!
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

  3. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Lol – I’d watch that. Reinfled just might be on to something πŸ˜€

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    πŸ˜‰

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  6. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    So now bunnies are dangerous creature to stare at! Now I know why they stare back at you without funny looking dark or red eyes … They do have nearly red eyes … Kind of creepy as if bunnies do really STARE at you … LOL

    Except for my mini-version-Jack-O’Hare out there. He is sooo cute! πŸ™‚

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