Reblog- Renfield’s Dream of Donald Trump Wearing Kilts
A vampire novel chapter I wrote 3 years ago today:
Renfield’s Dream of Donald Trump Wearing Kilts
As Renfield R. Renfield slept on the couch, Amadeus Emanon was sitting in his chair singlehandedly eating every single piece of KFC chicken they had purchased earlier that evening.
Amadeus wondered where the complementary container of special Bavarian mushroom sauce that came with the bucket of chicken had gotten to.
Unbeknownst to Amadeus while he was in the bathroom washing his hands, Renfield had eaten every single drop of the special Bavarian mushroom sauce said to contain “Sherrie’s secret ingredients”.
Which would probably explain the dream Renfield was having at the moment.
Renfield was dreaming that he was out on the Isle of Skye in Scotland when who should he see come skipping and jumping through the glen but Donald Trump wearing a kilt.
Donald Trump (singing and dancing while wearing a kilt):
Oh I went out on the Isle of Skye
I…
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Dracul Van Helsing 
cengizselcuk00 said,
October 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm
🙈
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 9, 2018 at 1:12 am
A good thing to close one’s eyes at such a spectacle.
David Redpath said,
October 9, 2018 at 12:03 am
That’s a coincidence, Chris.
Attending Oktoberfest, I partook
of some fermented bavarian
sausage. That night I dreamt
of Donald Trump drinking
Liebfraumilch, direct from
some frau’s breast, whilst
wearing leather lederhosen,
and singing Edelweiss …
🎶Small and white
Clean and bright
is my wiener
You’ll be happy
to meet him 🎶
I woke up in a cold sweat
under a tsunami of nausea 😵!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 9, 2018 at 1:11 am
That would be a real Tsunami of nausea all right.