Reblog- Renfield’s Dream of Donald Trump Wearing Kilts

October 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm (Fantasy, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Politics, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote 3 years ago today:

Dracul Van Helsing

Renfield’s Dream of Donald Trump Wearing Kilts

As Renfield R. Renfield slept on the couch, Amadeus Emanon was sitting in his chair singlehandedly eating every single piece of KFC chicken they had purchased earlier that evening.

Amadeus wondered where the complementary container of special Bavarian mushroom sauce that came with the bucket of chicken had gotten to.

Unbeknownst to Amadeus while he was in the bathroom washing his hands, Renfield had eaten every single drop of the special Bavarian mushroom sauce said to contain “Sherrie’s secret ingredients”.

Which would probably explain the dream Renfield was having at the moment.

Renfield was dreaming that he was out on the Isle of Skye in Scotland when who should he see come skipping and jumping through the glen but Donald Trump wearing a kilt.

Donald Trump (singing and dancing while wearing a kilt):

Oh I went out on the Isle of Skye
I…

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4 Comments

  1. cengizselcuk00 said,

    🙈

  2. David Redpath said,

    That’s a coincidence, Chris.
    Attending Oktoberfest, I partook
    of some fermented bavarian
    sausage. That night I dreamt
    of Donald Trump drinking
    Liebfraumilch, direct from
    some frau’s breast, whilst
    wearing leather lederhosen,
    and singing Edelweiss …
    🎶Small and white 
    Clean and bright
    is my wiener
    You’ll be happy
    to meet him 🎶
    I woke up in a cold sweat
    under a tsunami of nausea 😵!

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