Reblog of The Moriarty-Rocher Romance: Sherrielock Holmes Off To The Mermaid Art Exhibit

April 26, 2018 at 9:45 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, love, Mystery, painting, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Here’s a vampire novel chapter I wrote back in January 2017.

In it, the romance between Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s great great grandfather Prof. James Moriarty and Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s great great grandmother Isabelle Gabrielle Rocher is talked about:

Dracul Van Helsing

“You look wonderful, great-grandmother,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher kissed Sherrielock Holmes on the cheek.

“Thank you, Cadbury,” Sherrielock smiled at the compliment.

“Have you seen the photos of my genetically created winged horse Pegasus that I have put up on Facebook?” Dr. Cadbury Rocher proudly asked.

“How can I not help but notice when you keep posting pics every two minutes,” Sherrielock sighed, “I finally had to cut off your news feed.”

“You cut off my Facebook news feed?” Dr. Cadbury Rocher looked horrified, “Great-Grandma,how could you do that?”.

“Oh stop pouting, Cadbury,” Sherrielock commanded, “or I’ll have to give you a spanking.”

Dr. Cadbury Rocher stopped pouting.

The resident mad scientist for Set Enterprises did have quite the evil side. Of course that was to be expected working for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (whose claim to fame was bodily dismembering his brother Osiris) and for being a co-employee…

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  1. George F. said,

    Going to original…NOW!! (Why all the reblogging Dracul? Are people still yakking at you at your table?)

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, as I was explaining to Daniel (Hyperion) in a text message less than 45 minutes ago, now that it’s spring more and more fat ugly blimps are out wandering the streets of Calgary more than ever as they come out of hibernation from their Nephilim caves, extremely large cow barns, elephant cages and whale aquariums.

      I was explaining to Daniel how my creativity is tied in with my sexual drive.

      When I’ve got a high sexual drive, my creativity is high.

      When I’ve got a low sexual drive, my creativity is low.

      And as I said to Daniel, having to look at all these fat ugly blimps day after day is enough to kill a heterosexual male’s sex drive faster than being kicked in the balls by one of his beautiful but tough fighting Dragon Sisters characters (or even Akira for that matter).

  2. Shreya Sukrity said,

    That’s … really awesome.

  3. ELLE said,

    Great stuff!

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