Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Harvey Tallbanger, Joe Biden, Krampus, Pan Goatee, Patriarch Bartholomew I of Constantinople, Pope Francis, The Evil Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci)

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
and
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th
2021.