Lilith In London
Lilith In London
The Babylonian vampiress Lilith was in London in an old abandoned factory.
She was watching the ghost of Orson Welles direct a short film showing the retirement party of a modern major-general.
As the ghost of the 18th Century Irish pirate captain of the Caribbean Captain Kerry Donegal stood by, the retiring major-general sang from The Pirates of Penzance, “I am the very model of the modern major-general…”
Although the major-general wore a typical major-general’s handlebar style moustache, he also wore a Versace dress evening gown.
For being the very model of the modern major-general, he/she was naturally transgendered.
When he had finished singing “I am the very model of the modern major-general”, some of his soldiers went and sang an old musical routine from Monty Python’s Flying Circus,
“Who says I’m a puff? I’ve got your number but you couldn’t afford me dear. Ooooooooohhhhhh!”.
Orson Welles looked at his ghostly antique timepiece watch and said, “Okay, that’s a wrap.”
Cast and crew broke for the day.
Among the spectators at the film shoot was Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.
Just the man that Lilith wanted to see.
“Van Helsing!” She called out from where she sat.
The vampire hunter turned around.
Lilith immediately ran towards him, threw him to the ground and mounted him.
“I’m looking for a tantric sex partner,” she whispered as she ripped his clothes off.
Orson Welles turned around, “Well, Dracul, are you ready to head back to Set’s mansion?”.
He then noticed what Dracul and Lilith were doing.
“I guess not,” Welles’ ghost shook his head.
He headed to a nearby pub and ordered a spectral glass of red wine.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 4th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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