Pan Goatee and Neb-Senu

June 28, 2013 at 3:18 pm (The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Egyptian antiquities, entities from Planet Nibiru, Manchester Museum, missing ear, moving Egyptian statue, moving statue, mystery, mystery/horror, Neb-Senu, Pan Goatee, The Supernatural, vampire novel, Van Gogh self-portrait, Vincent Van Gogh)

Pan Goatee the serial killing satyr 

pan piper and roller skater 

half-man half goat 

he’ll slit your throat   

or maybe your gut 

but if you’ve got one testicle 

he’ll spare your nut 

he is wanted by DARPA 

because without a magic carpa’  

he can astral project 

like invisible stealth jet 

and wander across the globe 

cutting off an ear lobe  

and then added it to Van Gogh’s self-portrait 

 

causing museum curators to have a fit
and now he’s in a museum again
like it’s his personal play pen
saying to the statue of Neb-Senu
who some proposed to hold down with glue,
“Come astral project with me.”
Statue replied, “But first I have to pee.”
In the Manchester Museum’s washroom a great commotion
as Egyptian statue sings, “Come on do the locomotion…”

-Written by Christopher
Friday afternoon
June 28th 2013.