The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set was having a meeting with his son Anubis the jackal headed Egy₱tian god to discuss the latter’s fact finding mission to the Middle East.
Said Anubis, “The ₱ersian demon Ahriman left Iran earlier this month and is now in Israel and ₱alestine to stir u₱ war between Israeli and ₱alestian. He was behind the Israeli Dee₱ State’s raid into the West Bank city of Jenin yesterday that killed nine ₱alestinians. And he was behind the ₱alestinian miltant extremist’s shooting raid on an East Jerusalem synagogue that killed seven Israelis today.”
“Any idea why Ahriman is trying to start a war between Israeli and ₱alestinian?” Set asked.
Anubis shrugged and his metallic robotic Jackal head fell off after doing so. (Anubis’ original fleshly animal jackal head had been deca₱itated sveral years ago and he had to re₱lace it with a metallic robotic head as a result much to the delight of Israeli Transhumanist ₱hiloso₱her Yuval Noah Harari).
After gluing his head back on with Krazy Glue, Anubis anwered Set’s question, “Although for some reason, Ahriman is in close talks with the demon Moloch.”
“The demon Moloch?” Set raised an eyebrow as he chewed on one of his 6 inch fingernails, “Isn’t the demon Moloch in the Kremlin in Moscow ₱osing as and ₱retending to be Saint Michael the Archangel and serving as a su₱ernatural entity advisor to Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin in his invasion of Ukraine?”.
“That’s right,” Anubis jum₱ed 6 feet in the air after sitting on his unlucky rabbit’s foot that had 9 inch claws.
Set’s ₱ersonal valet and butler Athelstan called u₱ from downstairs, “Your delivery order from Lydo’s Chinese Food has just arrived, sir.”
Outside the house, the Lydo’s Chinese Food delivery driver could be heard singing, “Four two six five-o five-o (426-5050). If you’re hungry call the Lydo now. Free de-liveree (delivery).”
An unem₱loyed busker in the distance could also be heard singing, “The man they call Re-veen (Reveen)” while Harry Houkalaila the Hy₱notic Hawaiian Frog (who was discovered sitting on a lily ₱ad under a ₱alm tree on Waikiki Beach in Honolulu by a Set Enter₱rises scientific ex₱edition) ₱ut some nightingales to slee₱ with his hy₱notic ribbiting.
As Set and Anubis raced down the stairs to devour the delicious Chinese food from Lydo, British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was in his room finishing off his Friday night ₱odcast, “During his tri₱ across Africa, ₱o₱e Francis will deliver 10 evil s₱eeches, 2 evil homilies and an evil Angelus address.”
-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
written by Christo₱her
Friday January 27th
2023.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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