Athena and The Mad Scientist
The Greek goddess Athena sits on top of mad scientist Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus’ luggage 🧳 as he packs to leave for Wuhan China
Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom had found out about Dr. Grassyknollus’ plans to leave the U.S. with a secret formula and components which would be used at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
Thus she sat on top of the mad scientist’s luggage 🧳 as he came into the room to gather up his belongings.
U.S. government research scientist Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus had originally been a German scientist working for the Nazi Third Reich’s biological warfare program.
His name back then had been Dr. Heinrich Austerberg.
He had been brought to the U.S. after World War II through Operation Paperclip run by the American OSS (Office of Strategic Services- forerunner of the American CIA) as had numerous other Nazi scientists.
This import of Nazi scientists into America had marked the beginning of the American Deep State.
Just like today’s import of Islamist fanatics into America would mark the end of the American state period and the emergence of the One World Global Deep State.
Dr. Heinrich Austerberg had been bitten by the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith and turned into a vampire back on January 17th 1961.
That was the same date as President Dwight D. Eisenhower’s farewell speech in which he warned about the emergence of a “military-industrial complex” in the U.S. and told the American people to be on guard against it.
Dr. Heinrich Austerberg changed his name to Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus on December 9th 1969 as part of an insiders’ inside joke he shared with the American CIA over a certain event that happened back in November 1963.
The past several years Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus had been working for the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases from 1984 to 2022 where he worked under one Dr. Anthony Stephen Fauci.
He retired from the agency at the same time Dr. Fauci did.
He then worked for a virtually unknown private think tank in New York City called The Locust Scorpion 🦂 Foundation.
His work at the Locust Scorpion 🦂 Foundation (which was financed by various globalist billionaires associated with the World Economic Forum as well as Deep State branches of the U.S. government) was now complete.
The final leg of his research was to be completed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology in Wuhan China.
Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus being a very old school mad scientist was unaware that there had been massive improvements to luggage 🧳 since he had last travelled widely (which was to flee Germany back in the 1940s).
Hence the reason for the very antiquated vintage looking luggage 🧳 cases that Athena was now sitting on as Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus entered the room thinking that he was about to leave the country.
“Who are you?” Dr. Grassyknollus asked the lovely goddess.
“I’m the Greek goddess Athena,” Athena answered.
“What do you want?” Grassyknollus demanded to know.
“Athena is here as a distraction,” Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing explained as he emerged on the scene, “I’m here to offer you a nice juicy stake for this evening.”
Van Helsing plunged a hawthorn wooden stake into the vampire’s heart.
Dr. Lonex Gunmanetti Grassyknollus crumbled to dust as that old Patsy Cline and The Jordanaires song I Fall To Pieces played on the radio in the background.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Saturday December 9th
2023.
Aphrodite At Versailles
The Greek goddess Aphrodite at Versailles
The Greek goddess Aphrodite was at the palace of Versailles when Louis XIV entered the room.
“Mon Dieu!” Louis shouted when he saw her.
Aphrodite turned to look at him and said, “I’m actually a goddess.”
“You’re Aphrodite!” Louis said, “I happen to own your official portrait that was stolen off Mount Olympus.”
“You also happen to own the Golden Apple that was given to me when Paris of Troy judged me the fairest goddess of the trio of Athena, Hera and myself,” Aphrodite pointed out.
“Now that you mention it, yes,” the Sun King nodded.
“I want you to give it back to me,” Aphrodite said.
“All right,” the Sun King agreed.
The Sun King gave the Golden Apple back to Aphrodite.
The next day August 13th 1704, the French army of Louis XIV was defeated at the Battle of Blenheim by John Churchill the 1st Duke of Marlborough (John Churchill was an ancestor of Britain’s great wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill) and the Sun King’s plans to capture Vienna (the capital of Austria and the Holy Roman Empire) and make himself master of Europe went down the drain.
Paris of Troy gave the Golden Apple to Aphrodite and Troy lost the Trojan War.
Louis XIV returned the Golden Apple to Aphrodite and France lost the War of the Spanish Succession.
On this date December 7th 2023 in the office of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing told Netanyahu, “The National Library of Israel happens to have in its possession the original Golden Apple awarded by Paris of Troy to Aphrodite. It was captured in a covert mission raid that Israel 🇮🇱 made on Mount Olympus years ago during the 1973 Yom Kippur War (because the Greek god Ares was backing your enemies while the Greek goddess Athena was supporting you),” Van Helsing explained, “Aphrodite will be arriving soon to ask you for it back. Don’t give it to her unless you want Israel 🇮🇱 to lose the war to Hamas.”
“All right,” Netanyahu agreed.
“Happy Hanukkah 🕎,” Van Helsing said as he left since this was the first evening of Hanukkah.
At that moment the Syrian Greek King Antiochus IV Epiphanes screamed louder than usual as he roasted away on his rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday December 7th
2023.
At The Grand Ole Opry
Anti-Communist operative Mei-ling Manchu at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville Tennessee
Mei-ling Manchu an operative for the anti-Communist Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 Society was at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville Tennessee.
The Grand Ole Opry is the longest running radio 📻 broadcast in U.S. history.
It was founded on November 28th 1925 by George D. Hay as a one-hour radio “barn dance” 💃 on WSM (a commercial AM radio station in Nashville Tennessee).
The phrase “Grand Ole Opry” was first uttered on radio on December 10th 1927.
It was at the time of the NBC Red Network’s Music Appreciation Hour.
This program with classical music and selections from Grand Opera was followed by Hay’s Barn Dance 💃.
That evening of December 10th 1927 as he was introducing DeFord Bailey the show’s first performer of the night, George D. Hay said the following words:
“For the past hour we have been listening to music from Grand Opera but from now on we will present The Grand Ole Opry.”
The name Grand Ole Opry stuck.
Mei-ling Manchu wasn’t supposed to be in Nashville Tennessee on this evening performing a song for the Grand Ole Opry.
Mei-ling Manchu in Nashville Tennessee ready to perform on the Grand Ole Opry radio show.
She was supposed to be in Beijing China setting up a Provisional Government after the anti-Communist Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 Society had overthrown the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) government of Neo-Maoist and Neo-Fascist hybrid dictator Xi Jinping.
However plans fell apart when The Nouveau Mariposa Belle (the ship carrying arms to the Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 rebels) sank in the South China Sea with British MP Renfield R. Renfield managing to save a picnic 🧺 luncheon basket 🧺 filled with tuna 🍣 fish sandwiches and bottles of beer.
While stranded on a Southern China beach with Renfield, Mei-ling Manchu received a text message on her smart phone inviting her to perform at the Grand Ole Opry.
Mei-ling had recently written and recorded an American style country music song.
A fast flying Set Enterprises dirigible airship The Pearl of The Orient flew to that beach in southern China, picked up Mei-ling and Renfield and flew them across the Pacific and then across much of the continental United States to Nashville Tennessee.
The country music song that Mei-ling would be performing (that she had written and recorded) was called Xi and Hunter: Chow Mein and Coke Together.
The song was based on a secret meeting that Chinese Communist leader Xi Jinping had with senile old fool Joe Biden’s son Hunter earlier this year (according to a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 had) in an old California ghost town that had once been part of the original California Gold Rush.
At that meeting, both chow mein and coke were present.
And we’re not talking the coke that was mentioned in that 1973 Dottie West country song that was both a Coca-Cola ad jingle and a single whose lyrics went “A Saturday night dance, a bottle of Coke and the joy that a bluebird brings…”
Also present at that chow mein and coke meeting between Xi and Hunter was California Gov. Gavin Newsom.
As Xi ate chow mein and Hunter snorted coke, Gavin Newsom performed Aztec style human sacrifices on Barbie, Ken and G.I. Joe dolls of the 1960s atop a small crystal pyramid that was once owned by Shirley MacLaine (who bought it on the advice of her New Age guru Ramtha a 35,000 year old conqueror-warrior from the lost continent of Lemuria who was channeled through J.Z. Knight).
Mei-ling Manchu received a standing ovation from the Grand Ole Opry radio audience for her song.
Mei-ling Manchu got a standing ovation from the Grand Ole Opry audience for her song Xi and Hunter: Chow Mein and Coke Together.
Renfield was so inspired that he wrote his own extemporaneous song on the spot.
The song was a combination of Grand Opera and Grand Ole Opry together.
It was the Liebestod from Richard Wagner’s 1859 opera Tristan und Isolde combined with Kenny Rogers’ 1979 country music hit Coward of The County.
In Renfield’s version of the song Tommy Tristan is killed in a fight with the Gatlin Boys in a country bar just as his love Becky Isolde arrives in a ship through the bar door.
And of course Renfield being Renfield, he managed to offend both Grand Opera and Grand Ole Opry music fans at one and the same time.
“What are you, a bunch of “woke” classical opera and country music fans who have been brainwashed by Critical Music Theory?” Renfield asked the crowd as he was pelted off the stage by eggs 🥚 and rotten tomatoes 🍅.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday December 4th
2023.
Mei-ling Manchu and The Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Plan To Overthrow Xi Jinping
Former Communist now anti-Communist operative Mei-ling Manchu practices Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 moves as part of the plan to overthrow Communist China’s dictator Xi Jinping
Mei-ling Manchu was in Ho Chi Minh City (formerly known as the City of Saigon) practicing Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 moves to overthrow Communist China’s dictator Xi Jinping.
She had once been a Communist herself but became thoroughly disillusioned with the Communist system.
She left the Ministry of State Security as an operative and joined the Crouching Tiger 🐅 Hidden Dragon 🐉 Society a group dedicated to overthrowing the CCP government of dictator Xi Jinping and liberating China from Communism.
When she had finished her martial arts moves (made all the more amazing by the fact that she was wearing an evening dress and spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes while doing them), she went out for a night on the town in the city formerly known as Saigon.
She visited The Ha Long Bay Advancing Tiger Lounge.
It was owned by a friend of hers.
While there she recognized a 33rd Degree Freemason and U.S. Deep State CIA operative Sylvester Pike.
Hm, there’s something fishy about Pike being here, Mei-ling thought to herself.
Sylvester Pike was one of those who strongly promoted the clandestine Revised Nazi-Soviet Pact of 2020-2021 that provided the basis for much of the global tyranny that went on during the plandemic of 2020 to 2022.
Pike was also a descendant of a notorious Civil War Confederate Brigadier-General and 33rd Degree Freemason named Albert Pike.
It was actually Albert Pike who developed the racial and occultic theories behind German Nazism that were absorbed by the occultic German Thule Society which inspired much of the philosophical basis of Nazism particularly of Heinrich Himmler’s SS.
This could be seen from a book called The Collected Letters of Albert Pike in which letters to various people Pike outlined his historical vision of Atlantis and a northern continent called Hyperborea and its capital city Thule and then a 4th root race who were evil and inferior (said by Pike to be the Jews) who battled the superior 5th root race of Atlantis and Hyperborea who were the Aryans. Then there was the Swastika which was the symbol of the sun which was Lucifer (a good guy according to Pike). And Adonai the god of the Jews was evil.
Mei-ling had heard there were only 2 known copies of the book.
One had been in a bookstore in Camrose Alberta Canada where a Calgary based geopolitical analyst (who was living in the Edmonton area at the time) had come across it and reading through the letters was shocked to discover that the occultic and racial theories of Nazism seemed to have originated with a 19th Century American 33rd Degree Freemason.
Unfortunately the geopolitical analyst did not have enough money on him at the time to buy the book and he didn’t have a credit card.
He came back to the Camrose book store a few weeks later and discovered that the book had been sold.
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had heard back in the early 1980s that a copy of the book was to be found in a grand estate in New Orleans Louisiana.
Set hired a Los Angeles based private eye Carson Cody Albion to go to New Orleans and track down the book for him.
Albion discovered that the old New Orleans plantation had an Estate sale after the last of the family (who owned it) had died.
The book had been bought by a book store in New Orleans’ French quarter.
Albion went to purchase the book but discovered that it had been bought already by Set’s sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian Vampiress Isis (whose husband Osiris and son Horus were worshipped and venerated in Freemasonry along with Lucifer).
Sylvester Pike operated as a Deep State contact between Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
So whatever Sylvester Pike was doing in the Ha Long Bay Advancing Tiger Lounge, he was obviously up to no good.
When he went to put money in the jukebox in the lounge, Mei-ling Manchu followed him.
Both of the points on her spikes on her super spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes had been dipped in cobra 🐍 venom.
As Sylvester Pike bent over the jukebox to make his selection, Mei-ling Manchu kicked him in his derrière.
Pike died listening to that old 1982 Survivor hit song (and theme song for the movie Rocky III) Eye of the Tiger.
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield lay in bed in his bedroom on the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London estate.
He would be flying to the city formerly known as Saigon tomorrow to meet anti-Communist operative Mei-ling Manchu to discuss final plans for the overthrow of Communist China’s tyrant Xi Jinping.
As Renfield laid himself down to sleep 🛌, he sang his own version of an old popular 1920s hit song (later recorded by both Al Jolson and Bing Crosby years later), “Nothing could be finer than to be in Indochina in the morning…”
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday November 21st
2023.
100th Anniversary of Creation of Turkish Secular Republic
The daring Danielle Donalda opened up her restaurant in Istanbul (Constantinople) when the secular republic of Turkey was created under Mustapha Kemal Ataturk on October 29th 1923.
It is rumoured that Ataturk paid a visit to her apartment above the restaurant that night.
On October 29th 2023 on the 100th Anniversary of the creation of the Turkish Republic, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and his wife Emine were attacked by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit 🐇.
Both Erdogan and his wife had their heads bitten off by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit (who in a previous life had been the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog made famous in the film Monty Python and The Holy Grail).
Dr. Nicht Werhoffen a scientist for the Russian FSB (and a former scientist for the East German Stasi) happened to be at the 100th Anniversary celebrations so he glued the heads of Recep and Emine back on with Krazy Glue.
“I hear it did wonders for Anubis when he got his head cut off,” Dr. Nicht Werhoffen explained.
“I thought Anubis had a metallic head,” the Hamas Ambassador to Turkey remarked, “or did I misjudge that scene in one of the Stargate movies.”
Erdogan ordered the captain of his Palace Guard beheaded for not doing more to prevent him and his wife from losing their heads.
“But you told me to be on the lookout for a genetically created satyr- half-man and half-goat,” the Captain of the Palace Guard protested, “you said nothing about being beheaded by a cute little bunny rabbit.”
The Captain of the Palace Guard was then beheaded by Erdogan’s swordsman (since Erdogan did not have a sword 🗡️ of his own).
Meanwhile 100 years earlier, Mustapha Kemal Ataturk was shrieking with delight in the apartment above daring Danielle Donalda’s restaurant in Istanbul (Constantinople).
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 29th
2023.
Lepardia Marango and The Phantom of The Opera
Set Enterprises Intelligence Agent Lepardia Marango would be singing the role of Christine Daae in tonight’s performance 🎭 of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of The Opera at the Opera Garnier in Paris
Lepardia Marango was an Intelligence Agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.
She had once been an intelligence officer for the South African Intelligence Service.
Back in July of this year, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 got a strong intuition that a major event would happen at this evening’s (October 10th) special performance 🎭 of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of The Opera at the Palais Garnier Opera House in Paris.
So Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Lepardia Marango auditioned for the role of Christine Daae in the production and got the part.
Lepardia Marango auditioned for the role of Christine Daae and got the part
Today the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit received a message from a man called Nathan (who had once worked as an Israeli Mossad operative codenamed The Controller of The Golem).
Set Enterprises’ Chief Scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had once helped Nathan the Controller of the Golem recover from Polonium-210 poisoning administered in his drink by the Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB.
According to Nathan’s intel from his various intelligence sources, a Hamas operative codenamed Simon Magus would attempt to blow up the Palais Garnier Opera House and this evening’s production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of The Opera.
A group of Jewish seniors would be attending this evening’s performance 🎭 which is why the event was targeted by Hamas.
So Lepardia Marango as Christine Daae and other Set Enterprises Intelligence operatives would be on the lookout around the Opera House.
During this evening’s performance 🎭 as Erik the Phantom was about to make his dramatic entrance on the Opera House chandelier, Lepardia Marango received a message on her ear phone from Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher in London.
Lepardia Marango as Christine Daae immediately fired a laser at Erik the Phantom’s belt.
His pants and underwear fell on top of French President Emmanuel Macron.
A round of now laser deactivated explosives 🧨 were wrapped around his tiny private parts and his Lawrence of Arabia Turkish prison entrance and exit hole.
Lepardia Marango then used a bow and arrow 🏹 that had once belonged to Chiron the Centaur to fire at the rope holding up the chandelier.
The chandelier fell as did the screaming 😱 Simon Magus in his brief 15 seconds of fame (or possibly infamy) role as Erik the Phantom of The Opera.
Hamas operative Simon Magus landed directly on top of the World Economic Forum’s leading advisor to Canada’s bedwetting Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau.
Both men were killed instantly.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 10th
2023.
Ahriman’s Attack On Israel
Ahriman the Persian god of darkness, evil and chaos
Ahriman was the ancient Persian god of darkness, evil and chaos.
He was the polar opposite of Ahura Mazda (who was considered the Creator of the Universe in the ancient Zoroastrian religion).
Today’s Shiite clerical leadership in Iran unwittingly worshipped Ahriman.
And Ahriman directed the Iranian leadership to scuttle any chance of a peace agreement between Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Today is October 7th 2023.
It was on this day October 7th back in 1571 that the Battle of Lepanto was fought.
A fleet of the Holy League (a collection of European states assembled by Pope Pius V) under the command of Don Juan of Austria 🇦🇹 defeated the fleet of the Ottoman Empire 🇹🇷 under the command of Ali Pasha in the Gulf of Patras in the Ionian Sea.
The victory prevented an Ottoman invasion and conquest of Western Europe.
Now another significant military event associated with the date October 7th.
October 7th 2023.
The date when Gaza Palestinian militant groups Hamas, Islamic Jihad and the Popular Front For The Liberation of Palestine 🇵🇸 launched a coordinated surprise attack on Israel 🇮🇱.
The groups broke through the Gaza-Israel barrier and forced entry into Gaza border crossings, nearby Israeli cities, adjacent military installations and civilian settlements.
Hostilities were initiated in the early morning with a rocket barrage against Israel 🇮🇱 and vehicle transported incursions into Israeli territory with a number of attacks having been carried out on the Israeli military as well as Israeli civilian communities.
At least 2,200 rockets from the Gaza Strip have been fired against Israel 🇮🇱 as Hamas militants broke through the border and entered Israel 🇮🇱, killing at least 300 Israelis and prompting Israel’s government to declare a state of emergency.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu stated that Israel 🇮🇱 “is at war” in a national address following the attacks.
Nathan (the former Israeli Mossad agent whose code name in the Mossad had been the Controller of the Golem) had been staying at his brother’s house in Tel Aviv this fateful morning.
He had gone out for a walk in the middle of the night.
As he walked, he noticed the dark sky 🌌 of early morning lit up with rocket flares.
He hurried home to his brother’s house and saw it destroyed.
One of the Hamas rockets that got through Israel’s Iron Dome missile defence system had completely levelled his brother’s home.
His brother, sister-in-law, three nieces and two nephews were now dead.
As for the Persian demon god Ahriman (the supernatural entity in charge of directing this attack), he was busy laughing his head off.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 7th
2023.
Renfield Attends Oktoberfest In Bavaria
A pair of beautiful young frauleins bring a couple of large glasses of beer 🍻 to British MP Renfield R. Renfield at Oktoberfest in Bavaria
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was attending Oktoberfest in a small Bavarian town.
“What a lovely pair of jugs,” Renfield thought to himself as the two waitresses approached with the large glasses of beer 🍻.
Renfield took the two glasses and sat down at a table.
He wore a t-shirt that said I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
On the other side of the beer garten patio was a rather portly gentleman (whose lederhosen was way too big for his britches) who had a dozen large glasses of beer 🍺 in front of him and wore a t-shirt that read I AM EIN ALCOHOLIC.
Renfield was soon joined at the table by Vatican Cardinal Samhain Salaman (one of the few heterosexual cardinals working in Pope Francis’ Curia).
The cardinal helped himself to a glass of beer.
“Getting ready for the satanic AntiPope’s October Synod On Synodality are you?” Renfield asked.
“I am,” the Cardinal nodded as he took a sip of the delicious beer 🍺, “As Mystery Babylon the Mother of Harlots waits to be born.”
“Indeed,” Renfield nodded.
“I read what your friend the Calgary based geopolitical analyst wrote about the upcoming Synod,” Samhain said.
The Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of Renfield had written:
“Vatican Cardinal Victor Manuel Fernandez the Prefect of the Dicastery For The Doctrine of the Faith has shown that he is Hegelian in his philosophy (Hegelianism teaches that truth isn’t permanent and can change) in his response to the Five Cardinals’ July 10th 2023 Dubia (of whom one of the five cardinal signatories is Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke) to satanic AntiPope Francis regarding the upcoming Synod On Synodality.
Cardinal Fernandez’s reply is part of the contemporary Vatican’s efforts to bless sodomite conjugal unions.
Left-wing Hegelian political thought led to Marxism (and all its variations thereof) while right-wing Hegelian political thought led to Nietzscheanism and Fascism (with all of its variations thereof including Nazism).
Theological Hegelianism in the Church will probably lead to the building of Mystery Babylon the Mother of Harlots as foreseen in the Apocalypse of Saint John the Divine (aka the Book of Revelation).”
Renfield’s Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend had also written:
“I have just read the full text of the 5 Cardinals’ Dubia on the Synod On Synodality and the Vatican’s response to it.
I must say the Vatican’s 🇻🇦 response to it was full of crap 💩 to put it bluntly.
It reminds me of Humpty Dumpty’s statement to Alice in Lewis Carroll’s Alice In Wonderland, “When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less.”
Humpty Dumpty’s statement reeks of Hegelianism, Nominalism, Postmodernism and Deconstructionism.
As does the Vatican’s response to the 5 Cardinals’ dubia.”
Renfield commented, “Pope Francis’ pontificate began with an Alfred Hitchcock phrase “Good evening” and will now end with a Michael Myers Halloween 🎃 style massacre of Biblical faith, doctrine and morals.”
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday October 2nd
2023.
Phoebe Sears Vs. Yevgeny Prigozhin
Has Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Phoebe Sears been bumped off?
Or is this a ploy on her part?
Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Phoebe Sears was wearing a sky blue coloured dress, a white silk lingerie slip, white silk pantyhose and white super spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes when she walked by the lobster 🦞 tank of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at Set Enterprises.
Michelangelo happened to be practicing his telekinetic powers on a fan when she walked by.
This was the result:
Michelangelo’s lobster 🦞 tank exploded when he saw her lying there like that.
The Set Enterprises janitorial mop up staff arrived to soak up the remains of the lobster 🦞 tank while another lobster 🦞 tank was brought in for the psychic lobster.
Set Enterprises Associate Scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague arrived on the scene to help up Phoebe Sears.
While in his new lobster tank, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 had a vision.
Phoebe Sears (wearing the same outfit that he had just seen) was lying on the floor in a hotel room in Minsk Belarus 🇧🇾.
“There’s a dead beautiful woman lying on the floor of my hotel room!” Wagner Group mercenary leader Yevgeny Prighozin shouted, “I asked room service for a live one.”
One of Prighozin’s aides came running into the room and looked down at the body.
“Well, we can definitely rule out Pan Goatee as a suspect in her demise,” his aide commented in reference to the world famous genetically created satyr serial killer.
As Yevgeny Prighozin and his aide started singing the Byzantine Rite Russian Orthodox liturgy funeral dirge for the dead (which sounded much like the reading of the fiscal balance sheet for Bud Light Beer’s manufacturer Anheuser-Busch in the wake of the transgender drag queen debacle), Phoebe Sears raised her head, sat up and pulled a .44 Magnum out from under her white lingerie slip and blew Yevgeny Prighozin and his aide away to kingdom come.
Yevgeny Prighozin would never sell another hot dog 🌭 outside the Kremlin again.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday June 27th
2023.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Theodora Listens To Renfield’s St. Crispin’s Day Podcast
October 25, 2023 at 7:46 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Byzantine Vampiress Theodora, Calgary Mayor Jyoti Gondek, Exquisite Byzantine Vampiress Theodora, Lovely Byzantine Vampiress Theodora, Renfield R. Renfield, The Byzantine Vampiress Theodora, The Israel-Hamas War, The Soviet Socialist Republic of Canada, Zeus' Kraken Cometh)
The Byzantine Vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian) standing on the balcony of her palace near Constantinople (currently named Istanbul) and listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Saints Crispin’s and Crispinian’s Day podcast on this October 25th 2023.
Saints Crispin and Crispinian were twin brothers who converted to the Christian faith and preached in Gaul (modern France).
They were beheaded during the reign of the Roman Emperor Diocletian on October 25th 286 AD.
Saint Crispin’s Day was made famous by England’s King Henry V in his Saint Crispin’s Day speech prior to the Battle of Agincourt which was fought on October 25th 1415.
The Saint Crispin’s Day speech also known as the Band of Brothers speech was recorded and most likely written by William Shakespeare in his play titled Henry V.
Renfield recounted Shakespeare’s Henry V address of St. Crispin’s Day (Henry V, Act IV, scene iii, lines 18-67), “… We few, we happy few, we band of brothers…”
“Today,” Renfield went on, “We are fighting totalitarianism of all stripes – a smorgasbord of Fascism, Nazism and Communism mixed with the sexual perversions of Sodom and Gomorrah and the sexually transmitted diseases of ancient Babylon.”
“This is especially true,” Renfield pointed out, “in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canada led by that odious ogre and pompous pipsqueak Justin Trudeau. And one of the worst offending municipalities in that country is the City of Calgary led by its airheaded Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Jyoti Gondek. Gondek is always shooting her mouth off about the evils of colonialism. Yet if it hadn’t been for colonialism, she would be living in India and not Canada where no doubt the sensible people of India 🇮🇳 would be giving her the raspberry she so richly deserves for the pro-pervert views she holds. Last Saturday a Million Man March was held in Canada 🍁 protesting against the Alphabet Soup Community Pervert indoctrination of children in schools. In Calgary, two men were arrested on the C-Train (Calgary’s Light Rail 🚈 Rapid Transit line) for speaking out against the perverted drag queens wanting to indoctrinate school children. This is the state of tranny tyranny in Jyoti Gondek’s Calgary. No freedom of speech. Jyoti Gondek is a Neo-Bolshevik Communist airhead who is turning into a Neo-Stalinist lesbian blowhard bitch of the worst sort.”
Renfield then added, “Quite bluntly Jyoti Gondek is a brown faced Justin Trudeau in drag. Have the two ever been seen together in the same room?”.
Renfield then went on to the Hamas-Israel War, “While the Palestinians deserve their own state, the same cannot be said for the terrorist organization Hamas. Hamas hates the Jews with the same passionate intensity that the Nazis did. Of course these days all people on the radical political Left in the Western world hate the Jews with the same passionate intensity that the Nazis did. The only people who are stupid enough to think that antisemitism is a hallmark of the political Right are brainless ‘woke’ white liberals who really don’t seem to know their ass from a hole in the ground.”
The MP then discussed the global ramifications of this war.
“The U.S. is sending 12,000 troops on 10 U.S. warships towards the Middle East. The People’s Republic of China is sending 6 Chinese warships towards the Middle East. With God knows how many troops. War, tyranny, antisemitism and sexual perversion seems to be the hallmark of our time. As if the diabolical combination of Mephistopheles, Baal and Baphomet were putting together a Hegelian synthesis of the sexually perverted Weimar Republic of the 1920s and the Nazi Third Reich of the 1930s and early 1940s on a global scale.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 25th
2023.
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