Egy₱tian Vam₱ire Set In New York City

December 20, 2022 at 9:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

  • The London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set is in New York City and ha₱₱ens to run into an old flame.
  • Set the London-based ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire who owned Set Enter₱rises had been in New York City the ₱ast few days.
  • He had been tracking down information about the mysterious vam₱ire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky).
  • Trotsky had been turned into a vam₱ire by the Aztec vam₱ire ₱rincess Qonzilqointec back in August of 194O.
  • As a vam₱ire he had changed his name to Lev Tomi so that Josef Stalin would think he was dead.
  • 3O years ago Tomi had become the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.
  • Using ideas given to him by nutcase New Age Gaia worshi₱₱ing Canadian businessman Maurice Strong (a good friend and acquaintance of Canada’s Marxist-Leninist former ₱rime Minister ₱ierre Elliot Trudeau) who was the Chairman of the 1992 Rio de Janeiro Earth Summit, Tomi embarked on a 3O year ₱lan ₱ro₱aganda effort to convince the not-so bright ₱o₱ulace of the Western world that man made CO2 emissions were res₱onsible for climate change.
  • In that ₱ro₱aganda effort, Tomi was 99% successful.
  • Although much of the credit should also be given to ₱ublic education school boards and local teachers’ unions who had managed to successfully fulfill British writer, journalist, humourist and essayist Malcolm Muggeridge’s ₱ro₱hecy of successfully overeducating their students into imbecility.
  • In January 2O21, senile old fool Joe Biden had gone one better than the 2OO5 Hurricane Katrina rioting looters and the 1992 Los Angeles Riots rioting looters by actually managing to successfully steal the White House. No doubt Joe Biden would have ₱robably said to the Hurricane Katrina looters and the LA riots looters, “You folks ain’t black enough.”
  • That same month of January 2O21, senile old fool Biden had named Lev Tomi the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Armed Services.
  • In Se₱tember 2O22, Lev Tomi had also been named the Commander-In-Chief of NATO forces in Eastern Euro₱e.
  • After having gone to the UN building in New York City and having obtained all this information about Lev Tomi from talking to a Mexican Communist UN di₱lomat successfully ₱lastered on ₱atron Tequila, Set left the di₱lomat with his half a bottle and half a worm and walked back to his hotel in New York City.
  • While walking back to his hotel, Set ha₱₱ened to encounter an old flame.
  • A woman he had met on a tri₱ he had taken to New York City back in 1925.
  • The woman had been a rising young Broadway starlet whom he had turned into a vam₱iress.
  • The woman was still a Broadway starlet exce₱t every 10 years she had to re-invent herself.
  • . . .
  • The satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio was sitting in his study.
  • He had just sent an emissary to Qatar to sign an interfaith religious dialogue agreement with the demon ₱azuzu who had shown u₱ in the kingdom just after Bergoglio’s home country of Argentina had just been ₱resented with the 2022 FIFA World Cu₱.
  • Bergoglio then turned his attention to a dart board he had set u₱ on an old Crucifix.
  • On the dartboard was a ₱hoto of Father Frank ₱avone the U.S. National Director of ₱riests For Life that he had just defrocked from the ₱riesthood not for seducing altar boys or fellow ₱riests or nuns like so much of the Francis ins₱ired clergy in the Catholic world but for devoting so much time to the ₱ro-Life cause.
  • . . .
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night ₱odcast.
  • He wore a t-shirt that said “TRAD” CATHOLICS WHO SAY FRANCIS IS DEFINITELY ₱O₱E ARE DEFINITELY IDIOTS.
  • When he had finished with the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Renfield then went on to discuss the subject of Canada’s effeminate metrosexual Mini Me version of the late Soviet dictator Josef Stalin better known as Justin Castro Trudeau.
  • Said Renfield, “Scumbag Justin Trudeau is once again showing what a tyrant he is in excer₱ts from CTV National News’ year end interview with him in Toronto. In the interview, Fidel Castro’s bastard son shows that he is little more than a ₱iece of feces that has fallen from the anus of Sauron the lord of the rings.”
  • And Renfield said that with all due res₱ect.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday December 20th 2022.

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  • Cat Woman and ₱anther Vs. The Vam₱ire

    November 17, 2022 at 11:17 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Personal essays, Poetry, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • She lay there beckoning
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  • So the vam₱ire who was not a nice vam₱ire
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  • In fact he was a Nazi
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  • Albeit a Nazi vam₱ire who had signed an alliance with the vam₱ire Lev Tomi
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  • who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the first Commander of the Soviet Red Army
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  • Now he was Commander of NATO
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  • And so the Nazi vam₱ire had joined with the new Red Army commander of NATO
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  • But now he was concentrating on seducing the Cat Woman
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  • And she lay there beckoning
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  • The Nazi vam₱ire a₱₱roached
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  • The Cat Woman rang a bell
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  • And the ₱anther in the ₱ainting behind her came to life
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  • And ri₱₱ed the Nazi vam₱ire a₱art
  • And then bounded out of the room
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  • And headed off to the next NATO meeting in Euro₱e
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  • The Cat Woman ₱urred
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  • When she saw Dracul Van Helsing enter the room
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  • Writer’s Note: It was 18 years ago today on November 17th 2OO4 that I first began writing my series of vam₱ire novels. I remember the date because it was the Feast Day of Saint Elizabeth of Hungary who’s one of Hungary’s ₱atron Saints and Bela Lugosi who ₱layed Dracula in the classic 1931 Universal ₱ictures horror film Dracula was Hungarian. Hence why I chose that date. I wrote them at 4 different blogging sites Journals₱ace from 2OO4 to 2OO6, Fro₱₱er (an India based blogging site) from 2OO6 to 2OO8, Xanga from 2OO9 to 2O13 and currently Word₱ress from 2O13 to the ₱resent.
  • -A ₱oem and Vam₱ire Novel Cha₱ter
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  • Written by Christo₱her Thursday November 17th
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  • 2O22.

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  • Renfield Calls On The UK To Leave NATO

    November 9, 2022 at 11:11 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • A beautiful woman listens to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Wednesday night ₱odcast for Wednesday November 9th 2O22.
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  • Beautiful women were listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s ₱odcast tonight.
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  • While all of the uglos were out celebrating the Neo-Bolshevik Communists’ electoral fraud victory in yesterday’s U.S. midterm elections (that is those who weren’t being beheaded by that cham₱ion of aesthetics and beauty everywhere ₱an Goatee).
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  • This was what Renfield had to say about yesterday’s midterm elections in the U.S.:
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  • “Sister Lucia of Fatima said in a 1992 interview that the United States of America would fall under the control of a Communist government. And this was 3 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall. And one year after the dissolution of the USSR. A Calgary based geo₱olitical analyst remembered thinking at the time, how is that ₱ossible? But the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic ₱arty did it by stealing the 2O2O U.S. ₱residential Election and now stealing the U.S. midterms in 2O22. Vladimir ₱utin, you who fancy yourself a revived Czar ₱eter the Great, instead of worrying about Ukraine, do the world a favour and nuke America now. Before Communism has the chance to s₱read around the world again.”
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  • Joe Biden had a bowel movement when he heard Renfield suggesting the Oval Office of the West Wing of the White House as the first target. Nancy ₱elosi had a bowel movement when she heard Renfield suggest the S₱eakers’ Office in the U.S. House of Re₱resentatives as the 2nd target. ₱ersons in the Governor’s Offices in California, Michigan and New York, offices in the Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, The Neo-Bolshevik Communist Washington ₱ost and the Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN likewise had bowel movements when Renfield suggested those ₱laces as nuclear targets. George Soros, Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci likewise had bowel movements when Renfield suggested their homes as nuclear targets. As did the editor of that Communist rag and ₱iece of toilet ₱a₱er known as the Atlantic Monthly.
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  • And s₱eaking of the Atlantic Monthly, Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster had a vision of Renfield ₱ublicly hanging Atlantic Monthly writer and Brown University ₱rofessor Emily Oster by the neck until dead.
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  • After the airheaded hag had been hung by Renfield until she was dead, Renfield then held u₱ a sign saying THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE IDEA OF ₱LANDEMIC AMNESTY.
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  • Renfield then said, “The U.S. now has a choice. Will a Gen. Francisco Franco arise to battle the Communists like ha₱₱ened in S₱ain in the 193Os? Or will su₱₱orters of democracy roll over and ₱lay dead like they did at the hands of the Communists in Czechoslovakia in 1948?”.
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  • The British Member of ₱arliament (who was advised by the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill) then went on, “The Bolshevik October Revolution of 1917 was labelled Red October because it fell on October 25th on the old Julian Calendar which Russia was using at the time. Today Russia uses the Gregorian Calendar and dates the Revolution to November 7th 1917. It’s interesting that the old Bolshevik Revolution in Russia fell on November 7th. And the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Revolution ha₱₱ened in the USA on November 8th. Of the year 2O22. The two Bolshevik Communist Revolutions se₱arated by 1O5 years and a day. Today is November 9th the 33rd Freemasonic degree anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down in 1989. And now senile old fool Joe Biden at the hands of his Neo-Stalinist ₱u₱₱etmasters will start erecting an invisible gigantic Neo-Berlin Wall around the ₱eo₱les of the entire ₱lanet in the name of ₱achamama and Climate Change.”
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  • And s₱eaking of ₱achamama and Climate Change, the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who called himself Francis) and was obssessed with both (having forgotten both Christ and the Holy Trinity), was lying in his bed.
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  • In Bahrain, Francis had shown himself to be an adherent of the ancient Marcionite heresy by basically coming out and saying that the god of the Old Testament (who was definitely the god of the Warrior King David) was not the Ultimate God above all gods.
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  • Yaldabaoth the Irish le₱rechaun sat at the end of Francis’ bed looking u₱ at the heretical, a₱ostate and dimwitted Commie Jesuit ₱ontiff.
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  • “Mommy says,” Yaldbaoth was referring to his mother So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian Gnostic goddess of wisdom, “that you think that I am the god of the Old Testament.
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  • Francis lay there with such an ex₱ression of intense stu₱idity on his face that, if he had had a beard, one could have easily mistaken him for either one of Global News Canada’s Communist corres₱ondents in the U.S. Jackson ₱roskow or Reggie Cecchini.
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  • Yaldabaoth said onto Francis, “I don’t know the god of the Old Testament. I’ve never been friends with the god of the Old Testament. But I’m definitely no god of the Old Testament.”
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  • And u₱on Yaldabaoth saying that, the 6 foot 8 tall invisible Welsh ₱ooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger threw a “when the moon hits your eye like a big ₱izza ₱ie, that’s amore” ₱izza ₱ie in Francis’ face.
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  • In Buckingham ₱alace, King Charles III had s₱ent 8 hours looking for a ₱en that worked so he could sign official government documents. When he finally found one, he turned on BBC News.
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  • The lead story was that British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield had stood u₱ in the United Kingdom House of Commons today and called on the UK to leave NATO in the wake of the 2O22 U.S. Midterm elections.
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  • Said Renfield, “It’s time for the United Kingdom to leave NATO now rather than belong to an organization led by a Communist su₱er₱ower and an enemy of freedom.”
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  • “What the Hell? !” Charles exclaimed.
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  • At that moment the vam₱ire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the one time commander of the Soviet Red Army) the new commander of NATO forces a₱₱eared in front of Charles.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Wednesday November 9th 2O22.

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  • 100th Anniversary of Antonio Gramsci Founding The Italian Communist Party, Biden-Trotsky Meeting and A Night During The Spanish Civil War

    January 21, 2021 at 11:59 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

    Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was on his waterproof tablet and was researching the life of Italian Communist Party founder and theoretician Antonio Gramsci.

    Tomorrow January 22nd 2021 would be Antonio Gramsci’s 130th birthday (his having been born on January 22nd 1891).

    Today January 21st 2021 was the 100th anniversary of Antonio Gramsci founding the Communist Party of Italy.

    Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy on January 21st 1921 in the town of Livorno Italy on Tuscany’s western coast.

    Gramsci’s advice of note to Communists was to seize control of the culture of a society.

    For Gramsci’s dictum (that he had borrowed from the 13th Century philosopher Thomas Aquinas) was whoever controlled the culture of a society eventually controlled that society.

    50 years ago, Hollywood fell under the influence of those with a Marxist-Leninist viewpoint.

    40 years ago, it was most of the major news media outlets.

    10 years ago, it was the social media tech giants.

    And now exactly 100 years after Antonio Gramsci had founded the Communist Party of Italy, the United States of America was governed by a Communist Administration: the Biden-Harris Administration.

    . . .

    Joe Biden was having a meeting with his foreign born chief of the Chiefs of Armed Services staff- the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the founder of the Soviet Red Army).

    Said Tomi/Trotsky, “Comrade President, I regret to inform you that an hour ago former CIA Director John Brennan had a rotten rhubarb cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.”

    “Who keeps on throwing these cream pies into the faces of good Communists everywhere?” Biden asked as he smelled the prickly pricks on his cannabis pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

    “That’s what I intend to find out, Comrade President,” Tomi/Trotsky answered.

    . . .

    On January 21st 1937, anti-Communist Johana Solana walked the streets of Madrid.

    She was seeking out a Communist whore who plied her trade screwing Stalinist Republicans in one of Madrid’s best hotels.

    It had recently come to Johana’s attention that the Communist whore had called British journalist Eric Blair (future novelist George Orwell) “a pussy who took too many baths” because Blair had recently expressed doubts about Stalin’s leadership.

    Johana entered the hotel and after crushing a gingerbread house of candied hearts (located on a lobby table) under the spiked stiletto of one of her high-heeled shoes, she went up to the Communist whore’s room.

    She then entered the Communist whore’s hotel room and then bed room.

    She then fired all 6 bullets from her gun into the Communist whore’s face.

    A Franco operative joined Johana and handed her his machine gun.

    She emptied an entire round of bullets into the Communist whore’s body and limbs.

    The Franco operative’s pet wild wolf then came and ate the Communist whore’s stomach, intestines and ovaries.

    It then went outside and barfed into the street.

    A goat who saw the wolf’s vomiting barfed as well.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday January 21st
    2021.

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    The New Wicked Witch of The West

    January 13, 2021 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

    Cackling hysterically and looking every inch the green faced looking Margaret Hamilton Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz film (a slight allergic reaction to the DeathVaxx vaccine that WHO health officials assured her would go away), Nancy Pelosi flew in on her broomstick to Congress to oversee House impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.

    “Nancy, I had no idea you flew a broom to work,” New York Sen. Chuck Schumer remarked as he exited his limousine with six very kosher looking Playboy bunnies and an appearance that suggested not much social distancing had gone on in that limo.

    “Of course I do, you ninny,” Pelosi padlocked her broomstick to an ABSOLUTELY NO PARKING sign, “I’m a witch.”

    “I didn’t know that,” Schumer commented as he pulled up his zipper, “Life is full of surprises but thanks to the Dominion voting machines, elections will no longer be.”

    The six kosher looking Playboy bunnies headed off in search of a kosher deli where they could buy themselves jars of large pickles as all six women were tired of looking at the infinitesimally small and tiny pickle they had been forced to endure throughout the entire morning commute.

    “Six kosher Playboy bunnies 3 times a week,” Schumer smiled, “That adds up to 666 you know.”

    Schumer’s reasoning might amount to some arcane form of kabbalistic gematria because in terms of pure ordinary mathematics, the numbers just didn’t add up.

    But maybe with a little help from Dominion voting machines, they did.

    Pelosi went to her office, then her closet (where she had safely locked away her idol statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft to protect it during last week’s staged Capitol Hill siege something alas she had forgotten to do with her laptop), took out the Hecate idol and placed it in an alcove in her office.

    She then turned the lights out and lit candles in front of the Hecate idol (who was depicted in her crone hag form as that was the one that most perfectly resembled Pelosi’s own self) and paid obeisance to it.

    After reading the latest piece of Marxist sodomite drivel to come from the lips of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (known to the world as Pope Francis), she then made the Upside Down Sign of The Cross and headed off to the House chambers to begin the proceedings on impeaching Donald Trump for a 2nd time.

    . . .

    As nighttime settled over Washington DC, the vampire Lev Tomi (whom the fallen angel Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden had named to his staff of Chiefs of Armed Services) supervised the U.S. National Guard who were preparing for the Biden inauguration this coming January 20th.

    During his mortal life, the vampire Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

    . . .

    Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the Italian national government under Communist Giuseppe Conte was in danger of collapse.

    Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Rome because he had received reports that the actual Greek god Poseidon was cavorting and splashing around in the famous Fountain of Trevi claiming that he had found more than 3 coins.

    As Whitstable walked the streets of Rome, he was surprised to see a giant elk wandering the streets of Rome.

    A giant elk that cast a giant shadow in the light and even more mysteriously a giant shadow in the dark.

    “In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,” went through Whitstable’s mind.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday January 13th
    2020.

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    Joe Biden Addresses Democrats On H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th Birthday

    August 20, 2020 at 10:33 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    Today is H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th birthday.

    Howard Phillips Lovecraft the writer of weird fiction and horror fiction and the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos was born in Providence Rhode Island on August 20th 1890.

    Having been granted temporary dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone for the day, Lovecraft sat in the front row of the empty Wisconsin stadium that was supposed to be the hub of the Democratic National Convention and wondered, where is everybody?

    Sitting in a lighting room in the empty stadium was the vampire Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the United Nations Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    In his mortal life, Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

    It was 80 years ago today that Trotsky had been hit in the head with an ice pick axe wielded by Stalinist Soviet NKVD agent Ramon Mercader who attacked Trotsky in the study of his Mexico City home.

    Trotsky was taken to hospital and operated on and died a day later on August 21st 1940.

    Or that was the story that was told the world to prevent further assassination attempts on Trotsky by Stalin.

    The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec turned Trotsky into a vampire before he could succumb to his mortal wounds and die a mortal death.

    Now Trotsky as Lev Tomi was hoping to use environmental degradation of the planet and climate change and this year the Chinese Communist Party virus pandemic to become the head of a Neo-Bolshevik One World Government.

    As Trotsky/Tomi reflected on these thoughts, outside the stadium a small snowball that had fallen off a passing ice cream truck had metamorphosed into a statue of Napoleon while a small herd of barnyard pigs walked by.

    Tonight’s DNC event began with a prayer being said by the Jesuit heretic (and ardent admirer of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah as they were before Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt) Jimmy Martin, a rabbi, an imam, a kangaroo and the owner of the bar where priest Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam and the kangaroo had walked in through the door just as someone was telling a joke.

    Joining Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam, the kangaroo and the bartender in saying a prayer for the Democrats were the ghosts of Anton Szandor Lavey the founder of the Church of Satan and Aleister Crowley the well known British occultist (both of whom had been granted temporary dispensational release from Tartarus by Hades in order to join in the prayer invocation).

    When the prayer was over, a short video was shown.

    The video contained imagery from a dream that Joe Biden had last night.

    In the dream, Biden was visited by the ghost of the well roasted looking former Sen. Teddy Kennedy (who had been granted a temporary dispensational release from his rotating barbeque spit by Hades for the night).

    Kennedy took Biden on a tour of the 9 Circles of Dante’s Inferno while in the background Buffalo Springfield sang, “There’s something happening here…”

    After Kennedy showed Biden the rotating barbeque spit reserved for him which were right next to the rotating barbeque spits reserved for Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, the dream ended.

    Joe Biden got up on the empty stage to speak.

    As he did so, the creature Cthulhu (that many had thought was just a figment of H.P. Lovecraft’s imagination) towered on the stage behind Joe Biden having swam across an entire ocean and hitchhiked across a continent to get here.

    His octopus tentacles included insignia marked on each tentacle Antifa, BLM, Neo-Bolsheviks, Trotskyite 4th International, Stalinism Revisited, Maoism Revisited, The Hammer and Sickle and finally The Mark of Baal and Baphomet.

    Cthulhu then proceeded to eat the empty auditorium (as Lovecraft’s ghost watched), the entire Democratic Party and finally America itself.

    The ghost of Rod Serling appeared and told those still alive and watching, “Ladies and gentlemen, please do not just adjust your sets or your livestream. You are about to enter another dimension, a world beyond time and space, a place where reality meets the imagination, you are about to enter the Twilight Zone…”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday August 20th
    2020.

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    The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

    May 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

    The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had flown in his environmentally friendly dirigible to the city of Wadowice Poland.

    Wadowice is a small city in southern Poland about 50 kilometres southwest of Krakow.

    It is situated on the Skawa River (a confluence of the Vistula) in the eastern part of the Silesian Foothills.

    It is best known for being the birthplace of Karol Josef Wojtyla who became Pope John Paul II.

    Today was John Paul II’s 100th birthday.

    For May 18th 1920 was the date little Karol Josef was born to his parents Emilia and Karol Wojtyla Sr.

    Set, although he had never met the man that history called Saint John Paul the Great, decided to go there to pay his respects.

    Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, the streets of Wadowice were not overflowing with pilgrims and tourists as would have been the case if there hadn’t been a pandemic happening in the world.

    Set stood outside the Museum of the Holy Father Family Home in Wadowice.

    The museum was the actual family home of Pope John Paul II and contains a huge collection of objects that had once belonged to Karol Josef Wojtyla and his family.

    Set recognized a Cardinal approaching the family home.

    The Cardinal was Samhain Cardinal Salaman who had once worked as a professional stage magician in London a few years ago.

    A couple of years ago he had been baptized, confirmed, ordained a deacon, ordained a priest, consecrated a bishop and elevated to the Cardinalate all on the same day by Pope Francis.

    The reason was Salaman’s knowledge of Kabbalism.

    Even though Salaman was neither Jewish nor a member of any Kabbalistic sect, Pope Francis was advised by one of his loyal cardinals Cardinal JM (as the Cardinal was known) that someone as familiar with real Kabbalistic magic and occultic practice as Salaman was could prove very useful in the Vatican that Pope Francis was hoping to create.

    Samhain decided to come to Wadowice on this date because he had never really become a Vatican insider in Pope Francis’ Vatican (he was much too heterosexual for that) and he also couldn’t stomach the hypocrisy of the Communist Pope Francis supposedly paying tribute to the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II on his 100th birthday.

    “Mr. Set,” the Cardinal greeted the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire.

    “Cardinal Salaman,” the Egyptian vampire greeted back.

    Cardinal Salaman informed Set that he had just been visiting the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of The Blessed Virgin Mary where the young Karol Josef and future Pope had been baptized on June 20th 1920.

    Currently standing outside the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary was the vampire Lev Tomi.

    Lev Tomi was undergoing a different sort of pilgrimage for
    Lev Tomi was Leon Trotsky the Russian Soviet Bolshevik who had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City back on August 21st 1940 after having been dealt a blow to the head with an ice pick by Stalinist assassin and Spanish born NKVD agent Ramon Mercader the day before on August 20th 1940.

    Being turned into a vampire prevented Trotsky from dying although his “death” was announced to the world to prevent any more of Stalin’s killer hound dogs being sent after him.

    Trotsky now using the name Lev Tomi started working for the United Nations after the end of World War II and in 1992 became the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    A position he had held ever since.

    Trotsky was visiting the birthplace of the Polish Pope because it had been the Polish people under the military leadership of Marshal Josef Pilsudski who had defeated his (Leon Trotsky’s) Soviet Red Army in the Battle of Warsaw (also known as the Miracle of The Vistula) fought between August 12th and August 25th 1920.

    The Polish Army on the verge of total defeat, after having seen the Blessed Virgin Mary appear on the banks of the Vistula River, went on to repulse and then defeat the Soviet Red Army.

    Even Vladimir Lenin the supreme Bolshevik leader had called it an “enormous defeat” for his forces.

    The battle had stopped Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army from advancing across Poland to attack Germany and the rest of Western Europe and thereby establish a continent wide Pan-European Soviet Union and eventually a worldwide Soviet Union.

    The Poles (who produced Karol Josef Wojtyla the future Pope Saint John Paul the Great) had stopped global Communism in its tracks.

    Now, Tomi reflected, in this the 100th year of John Paul II’s birth and the 100th year of the Miracle On The Vistula victory in the Polish-Soviet War, the forces of Communism would use fear of climate change and now conveniently helped by fear of this pandemic to establish their worldwide totalitarian regime.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Monday May 18th
    2020.

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    Amazon On Fire

    August 22, 2019 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    Amazon On Fire

    London-based private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie sat in the New York City office of Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    Unbeknownst to Magog and Agathor, Lev Tomi was a vampire.

    Hence the reason for the late night meeting.

    During his mortal life, Lev Tomi had been the Russian Communist Leon Trotsky.

    Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie had recently been deported from Argentina as their investigation into a sex trafficking ring (with possible close ties to the Vatican) was getting a little too close for the powers that be behind the curtains who were secretly running the world.

    “Gentlemen,” Lev Tomi took off his wire rimmed spectacles and wiped them, “I want you to go down to Brazil and investigate and find out who’s responsible for setting all the wild fires that are currently burning up the Amazon rain forests which are the lungs of planet Earth.”

    “Well according to Jair Bolsonaro the President of Brazil, the ones who set the fires are the NGOs of Brazil since his government slashed funding to them,” Magog noted.

    “And do you believe him?” Lev Tomi stroked his dark goatee beard.

    “No,” Magog shook his head, “They don’t call him the Donald Trump of Brazil for nothing.”

    “Will you take the case?” Tomi asked.

    “We will,” Magog agreed.

    . . .

    Meanwhile at the Vatican, Cardinal JM (which was his code name) the head of the Vatican Secret Intelligence Service was secretly pleased about the wild fires happening in the Amazon rain forest.

    The reason was the upcoming Synod On The Amazon which was being held at the Vatican this coming October.

    Cardinal JM and his fellow pagan cardinals at the Vatican (which was actually a great many of them) were hoping to use that synod to overturn 2000 years of Catholic doctrine and liturgy.

    And they were hoping to use the ecological crisis facing the Amazon region of South America to be able to do just that.

    . . .

    British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and French President Emmanuel Macron were meeting in Paris to discuss Brexit and the question of the Irish backstop on the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland border.

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel in her meeting with Johnson in Berlin yesterday said that if Johnson could come up with a solution to the Irish backstop problem within 30 days, she would be willing to listen.

    Macron, on the other hand, like most pompous and arrogant French leaders, was not so accommodating.

    Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun (who liked to drink and sleep with part of his body on one half of the Irish border and the other part of his body on the other) watched the Johnson-Macron meeting live on his Samsung Galaxy tablet while drinking from a large keg of Jameson Whiskey and recalling how he had once saved all of Ireland from the Prussian invasion of 1807.

    Or was it the Napoleonic invasion of 1808?

    He always got those two years and two invasions mixed up for some reason.

    The leprechaun fell asleep.

    . . .

    The Byzantine vampiress Theodora was wearing a red Italian Renaissance era style dress and walking down the steps and corridors of the ancient Italian city of Ravenna.

    She smiled when she saw Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing approach.

    “Your Vampiric Majesty,” Dracul greeted her, “I need your help in stopping Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s Turkish army from invading northern Syria and massacring Kurds and Christians.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday August 22nd
    2019.

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    The Debutante’s Ball 1941: A Poem

    March 18, 2019 at 10:30 pm (Comedy, Culture, Detective story, Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


    Marissa Van Horne, Debutante

    “You’re here to escort me to the ball, Mr. Albion?”
    The laughing smiling face of the beautiful young woman
    looked at me with merriment and amusement in her sparkling eyes
    which glimmered like stars above her sunshine golden gown,
    “A famed Los Angeles private eye reduced to a chaperone?”

    I, Carson Cody Albion, stopped in my tracks
    when I heard this statement
    I was a private eye
    But I had never thought of myself as famed.

    “Don’t be so modest,” Marissa remarked with a wry smile as if she could read my mind, “of course you are!”
    “The ball starts at 8 PM?” I queried looking at my watch.
    “Yes, but drinks are served starting at 7,” she laughed.
    “I don’t think your parents hired me to watch you get inebriated before the ball,” I said as I held open the arms of her fur coat
    so she could finish her fashion ensemble for the evening.

    Only the LA glitterati rich would wear fur coats
    on a hot Los Angeles evening
    But as the hired help, what did I know?

    “No,” she slid her arms through the coat, “my parents hired you to keep me away from Lev Tomi.”

    That was true.
    They had.
    Titus Van Horne was an influential newspaper editor in the city.
    He seemed to know everything about everyone in the state of California
    A West Coast J. Edgar Hoover as it were
    Minus that DC bureaucrat’s penchant for wearing women’s clothing in private
    Which was a good thing for the Van Horne family fortune
    For the Paris dresses and gowns that Mrs. Van Horne and daughter Marissa wore
    were already keeping the Bank of Monte Carlo afloat
    to say nothing of Hitler’s Reich
    while the Vichy government were reduced to making money off mineral water
    A third Van Horne (and a male one at that) adorning the best of Parisienne feminine apparel
    would definitely have put the Van Horne family fortune in the red
    like Alger Hiss in the U.S. State Department

    Van Horne knew all about Orson Welles’ private life
    He had to
    For the Boy Wonder of New York radio and theatre
    was making a movie based on the life of Van Horne’s boss

    But Van Horne knew nothing whatsoever about Lev Tomi
    This older man that young Marissa had started seeing at the start of this year
    Marissa just claimed that she was taking Russian language lessons from him
    Nothing like a LA society girl with a hankering to visit the Soviet Union and see Josef Stalin’s paradise for herself
    The movie The Grapes of Wrath had recently been shown in Moscow
    Uncle Joe had hoped that this would cause outrage among Moscow’s workers
    when they saw how the poor in America were treated
    It caused outrage all right
    but not in the way that Uncle Joe had hoped
    Moscow workers had become outraged that the poor in America actually owned their own trucks
    Viewings of the movie soon became obsolete in the USSR
    Joining the obsolescence of most personally owned motor vehicles among the common people there

    When Marissa came home and told her parents
    that she had asked Lev Tomi to be her date
    to the LA society’s debutante ball
    Titus Van Horne finally put his foot down
    causing him to be rushed to LA General Hospital
    to get his now even deeper ingrown toe nail surgically removed

    After a week of recuperation, Titus Van Horne and his wife Olivia came to see me
    And asked me to be Marissa’s escort to the debutante’s ball
    Since I had nothing pressing on me at the moment
    Save some old white shirts that needed to be steampressed at the neighbourhood’s Chinese laundry
    I took the case.


    Olivia and Titus Van Horne asked Carson Cody Albion Private Eye to be their daughter Marissa’s escort to the LA society elite debutante’s ball

    As I got into the back of the limousine with Marissa
    I instructed the chauffeur to drive us to Ming Lo’s Blue Lantern Restaurant
    I figured imbibing Marissa with a light Chinese dinner at 7
    would far be safer than imbibing her with drinks prior to the ball

    I turned out to be wrong on that
    It must have been the spicy chop suey
    that was the Blue Lantern special
    It turned Marissa into a tigress in heat
    And I was explorer Frank Buck
    Bringing her back alive

    It was now 11 PM
    I had failed to present Miss Van Horne to the debutante’s ball by some 3 hours
    Her beautiful gold dress lying on the seat of the booth along with her nylons and spiked stilettos
    And all my clothes lying on the floor underneath the table
    Implied a very unusual Russian language lesson was going on
    when coincidentally Mr. and Mrs. Van Horne entered the restaurant right at 11 PM

    I felt no inclination to open my fortune cookie which the waiter just brought
    If it was accurate, I knew well what it would say
    You can send me my cheque in the mail for my services
    I hastily said to Mr. Van Horne before heading out into the night
    like a stallion galloping out into the Santa Ana winds

    I had no idea who this Lev Tomi fellow was
    But I think I may have just saved his life
    Too bad, I can’t say the same for my own.

    -Carson Cody Albion Private Eye

    -A Carson Cody Albion
    Private Eye poem
    and vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday March 18th
    2018

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    Dracul and Qonzilqointec On Feast Day of Saint Pius X

    August 21, 2018 at 10:58 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, love, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Dracul and Qonzilqointec On Feast Day of Saint Pius X

    The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was waiting for Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

    She wore a low-cut short skirted red rose 🌹 decorated white mini dress and a pair of spiked stiletto high-heeled sandals 👡 whose colour matched her purse 👜.

    As soon as Dracul saw her, he realized right then and there that he’d have to take her right then and there on the spot.

    Qonzilqointec was expecting that (in fact she was immensely looking forward to it) and so she hadn’t worn any panties under her dress.

    Dracul mounted her and they engaged in several hours of highly orgasmic tantric sex which had a major effect on the Ring of Fire around the Pacific Ocean 🌊.

    Coincidentally 69 (yes, 69) major earthquakes hit the Ring of Fire and the area around the Yellowstone super volcano 🌋 was on high alert.

    . . .

    August 21st was the Feast Day of Pope Saint Pius X.

    Pope Francis didn’t really relish celebrating the Feast as Saint Pius X had been a Pope who believed in the existence of Hell (much to Pope Francis’ discomfort).

    Nevertheless he said a commemoration Mass today for the sake of appearances.

    No telling what Cardinal Raymond Burke and Cardinal Robert Sarah would have said if he hadn’t.

    Pope Francis then left the Mass for his meeting to discuss the environment and sustainable development for Earth 🌏 Mother Gaia with Lev Tomi the Secretary of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    Lev Tomi was a vampire.

    In his mortal life he had been the Russian Bolshevik revolutionary Leon Trotsky who had a falling out with Josef Stalin and was expelled from the USSR in February 1929.

    It was on this date August 21st back in 1940 that Trotsky had been bitten on the neck and turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City.

    The bite that changed him from mortal to vampiric immortal happened shorty after midnight 🕛 Mexico City local time on August 21st.

    If he hadn’t been turned into a vampire, he would have succumbed to his head wounds from an ice pick attack to the head and died.

    The ice pick attack happened on August 20th 1940 in Mexico City and was administered by Spanish-born Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader acting on Stalin’s orders.

    Trotsky’s “death” was announced to the world as a way to prevent any further attacks on his person by agents of Josef Stalin (it also saved Stalinist agents the embarrassment of having to carry Crosses and Crucifixes and Holy Water as well as hawthorn wooden stakes on their person in an effort to dispose of Trotsky in his current state).

    Trotsky changed his name to Lev Tomi and moved to New York City where he worked as a non-starving artist (since he didn’t have to pay to drink blood- his main diet).

    When the United Nations was formed in 1945, he got a job working at the UN in New York and worked his way up to become Secretary of The UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    “So,” Pope Francis asked Trotsky aka Tomi, “how shall we bring about a world global government to save Mother Earth 🌏?”.

    Tomi aka Trotsky told him.

    . . .

    One of Israel’s leading Kabbalistic rabbis was giving an address in a synagogue on how various mystical rabbis throughout the centuries had predicted the arrival of an alien 👽 ET saviour from another planet who would be the ultimate blessed hope of the Jewish people.

    The Mossad agent who was codenamed the Controller of the Golem sat in the front row of the synagogue 🕍 in a state of shock.

    Never before had he heard such utter blasphemy.

    His gentile guests the Byzantine vampiress Theodora and Prince Vlad Dracula of Wallachia and Count of Transylvania were likewise shocked 😳 😮 as they sat in the front row.

    What was really disturbing the Controller thought to himself was that this same Kabbalistic rabbi (who had just prophesied the advent of an alien 👽 ET saviour from another planet) had numerous gentile disciples in America- most of whom were well-known supposedly “Christian” televangelists.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday August 21st
    2018.

    Qonzilqointec on an historic date-
    in every sense of that word.

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